Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be trying to catch up with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG).

Unfortunately for

, he couldn’t resist the

of the

and

(even though he knew

), so he wasn’t terribly surprised by

, which left him

and feeling like

in the middle of a

, where he’d been

(looking very

) – hoping the

would follow the

and not decide to turn the

into

…

Whoa. I feel dizzy after that one!

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“I can’t believe you continue to find so many naughty boys, Mom!!” -Mayhem

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Congrats to Melissa E, who won Where Nerves End (Tucker Springs #1) by L.A. Witt! Where Nerves End was released on June 3 by Amber Allure.

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll catch up a bit with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG), for something like the ninth time. 🙂 Remember, you can always hover your cursor over the covers to see how I used the title in the Misadventure.

Once in a

, a

for a

goes very, very wrong and the

lead

– not just any treasure, but

– now

on a map for any

to find. If you think the one man was happy about that,

, how wrong you are! At first he was

with fury, burning with the

of anger – anger hot enough to start a

or anywhere else he happened to be

. But then he had some

to calm down, considered his possible

, and decided maybe things weren’t as bad as he feared. Maybe he was just in an especially dark frame of mind because he’d been

(

) during a

and gone down after a

, ending

.

Heh. You think your brains hurt – you should try writing these! 😉

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“I… just can’t believe there are so many naughty boys!!” -Mayhem

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Congrats to Midia, who won Static by L.A. Witt! Static was released over the weekend by Amber Allure.

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll catch up a bit with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG). He’s always so busy – this really is the eighth post featuring him! (And if today’s Misadventure seems a bit short, it’s because I limited it to a single pose.)

was

and he played it with

,

to get hot tips. This led

cre Vil to refer to him as

, then to claim he had a

because his

stole her

. Um…

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“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” -Mayhem

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Congrats to Juni, who won Yearning (Green’s Hill Werewolves, Book 1) by Amy Lane! Yearning was released by Torquere Books on Saturday.

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll catch up with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG). Onward! (And keep an eye out for Trying To Tip His Hat Guy!)

Returning with

upon completing Operation

and rescuing the

(after making her

), SOBJG traded her for some of

and prepared himself for the many

before he would reach his

. When he finally got there,

yelled, “

! What happened to the rest of the

?”

“I’m sure they’re all

and hearty,” replied SOBJG. “But you know me and my

! I just felt too much internal

to the idea of hanging around and waiting for

to finally be complete, when instead I could be back home,

and enjoying

in the

.”

The end, because you’re all terribly out of breath from reading run-on sentences to yourselves.

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“NO MORE NAUGHTY BOYS!!!” -Mayhem

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Congrats to Wren, who won Threadbare by Clare London! Threadbare was released by JMS Books yesterday.

Congrats to cturtlechick, who won Sandpipers’ Secrets by Jade Archer! Sandpipers’ Secrets will be released by Total-E-Bound today.

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today, you’re going to see many more photo variations of our old friend Wind-in-Hair Guy (WiHG). If, at any point during my narrative, you doubt that a cover is actually WiHG, head over to fotolia and check out the two pages of his photos. Hard to believe, but all him. Oh, and keep an eye out for Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy! Onward!

If you’re

or a

, I hope you’re prepared to face both

if you want

. You’ll start out

until

in his voice reminds you that

are looking for a

. Some are looking for a

, while others crave

, a

,

, or

.

That’s it for today, but never fear! We haven’t seen the last of WiHG yet…

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*sigh* -Mayhem