Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 238th (The return of Serious Twinkie Guy)



Stop by and enter the contest for Secrets and Bow Ties (Secrets #3) by Lou Harper! Closes 7 pm CDT, May 18.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Serious Twinkie Guy.

Taking a

after severing his

from the

,

(that

and notorious

!) caught

while reading

and went out searching for a

.

For anyone who’s been concerned that these have been making too much sense lately, fear no more! 😉


“Why bother looking at naughty boys when you could just look at me instead?!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 237th (The Body Snatching Cloak)



Congrats to Sadonna, who won Jack in the Green (2nd ed) by JL Merrow! Jack in the Green was released by JMS Books on May 3.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting The Body Snatching Cloak. Onward!

accidentally

ed himself out of his house on the

when, upon

the morning after conducting a very successful and

, he had

d down the stairs and

outside to watch the sun rise. Whoops!

So there are actually only four photos of the same, presumably original, guy, as seen on The Mercenary. Then it looks like a publisher used him on the cover of Lock and some poor cover artist had to figure out how to include the cloak and arm/chest rope on a bunch of other stock photos to visually link the rest of the covers for the series.


“Birds birds birds are way better than naughty boys!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 236th (Torso Guy #2)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Torso Guy #2 – check out the original Torso Guy to see how they differ.

heard the

in the distance and realized he’d taken a

when he left

after having

– now he stood little chance of

in time for some

or two with the

and blissfully escaping his

s while

in sexy comfort at home.

Is it my imagination, or did that make sense? *squints*


“I despair of you, Mom, and I despair of all the naughty boys.” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 235th (Not Kissing, Just Resting Our Lips on Each Other Guys [NKJROLoEOG])



Congrats to Ali G, who won I’m the Guy You Hate by Isa K!

Congrats to Mary B, who won LIMBO by Clare London!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting the Not Kissing, Just Resting Our Lips on Each Other Guys (NKJROLoEOG). Thanks to Becky Black, who found a number of these covers for me. :)

When

are

s, they use

(particularly the

) to make themselves less likely to be discovered and

as punishment as soon as they realize they’re

anymore.

And it started so promisingly! 😉


“Naughty boys

?! And now they’re infringing on my space! I’m just so exhausted by such naughtiness…” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 234th (Towel Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Towel Guy. Towel Guy is DULL.

Towel Guy believed that

revealed his

as he traveled from

to

to

to

to

, after which he exclaimed, “That was

extended winter trip! I had so much fun!!”

*yawns*


*judging prettily, with glow* -Mayhem

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