Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 221st (Straw on Crotch Guy)



Don’t forget to enter the contest for The Working Elf Blues by Piper Vaughn! Closes 7 pm CST, December 16.

Stop by and enter the contest for Blood in the Water (An Act of Piracy #1) by Tami Veldura! Closes 7 pm CST, December 18.

Then go enter the contest for Holding the Edge (Cold War #2) by Keira Andrews! Closes 7 pm CST, December 19.

Make sure you enter the contest for Kim Dare’s Resplendence Gems short stories (8-11 stories, depending)! Closes 7 pm CST, December 22.

Go enter the contest for Finally Fallen (The Dark Angels #3) (2nd ed) by Z Allora! Closes 7 pm CST, December 22.


Congrats to Irene, who won Fire and Water by Andrew GreyFire and Water will be released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Straw on Crotch Guy.

promised not

after

he’d had under the

, but the reindeer shifters

,

and

,

and

and

, promised to cheer him up with

.

Looks like a prickly photo shoot, eh? :D

After all of that, horrible puns. I’m almost sorry.


“You should feel great shame for those naughty boys, Mom!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 220th (The return of Cowlick Overload Guy)



Make sure you enter the contest for The Working Elf Blues by Piper Vaughn! Closes 7 pm CST, December 16.

Stop by and enter the contest for Blood in the Water (An Act of Piracy #1) by Tami Veldura! Closes 7 pm CST, December 18.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Cowlick Overload Guy (COG).

Fleeing from the

along the

with only

and a bit of

to protect them,

felt as if their lives were

after

about

came at a cost

as they’d expected – now all they wanted was to head back to their

and relax in the

through the

and into the

to celebrate

with their Texas Family.

The Texas End. ;)


*sigh* -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 219th (The return of CrAG)



Congrats to Sally, who won Stardust by Andrew GreyStardust is being released today as part of the Dreamspinner Press holiday collection Celebrate!.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Crossed Arms Guy (CrAG).

and

,

was the perfect place for those

on the run,

, to huddle around

, bemoaning

and hiding out from the infamous

the

, who would be

and ready to act out his

if he found them.

O.O


“I despair.” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 218th (Hand Bra Guy)



Woe!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Hand Bra Guy. Thanks to Emma Sea for the name! Keep an eye out for the covers that give him a body transplant. :)

After returning from

ing the

and being rejected by

under the

,

‘s heart was as

- he didn’t believe he would be able

until, in

, he got to know

,

, who was a

to whom the Enchanted Earl gave his

after hearing Ragnar’s voice crying, “

, hiding

! Don’t leave me alone in the Cubed Dragon’s Den!”

Now THAT was a run-on. :D


“Mom! Stop photo effecting at once!!!!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 217th (Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else [MBACG&TWWWRBAE])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else (MBACG&TWWWRBAE).

thought to herself, “That man isn’t going to put me behind the

and

!”, so she engaged in some

and began a

, declaring, “

, you’re not going to put me into

with that box of candy – I’ll be your

! Oh,

, dammit.”

Quite the twist on that last cover, eh?


“Naughty boys and naughty girls – things just keep getting worse!” -Mayhem

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