Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 218th (Hand Bra Guy)



Woe!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Hand Bra Guy. Thanks to Emma Sea for the name! Keep an eye out for the covers that give him a body transplant. :)

After returning from

ing the

and being rejected by

under the

,

‘s heart was as

- he didn’t believe he would be able

until, in

, he got to know

,

, who was a

to whom the Enchanted Earl gave his

after hearing Ragnar’s voice crying, “

, hiding

! Don’t leave me alone in the Cubed Dragon’s Den!”

Now THAT was a run-on. :D


“Mom! Stop photo effecting at once!!!!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 217th (Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else [MBACG&TWWWRBAE])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else (MBACG&TWWWRBAE).

thought to herself, “That man isn’t going to put me behind the

and

!”, so she engaged in some

and began a

, declaring, “

, you’re not going to put me into

with that box of candy – I’ll be your

! Oh,

, dammit.”

Quite the twist on that last cover, eh?


“Naughty boys and naughty girls – things just keep getting worse!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 216th (The return of Duster-Wearing Sinister Guy)



Congrats to Lee T, who won Danny and Mike (2nd ed) by Valentina Heart!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Duster-Wearing Sinister Guy.

After Lone Eagle was

by

under a

, the

was left haunting the middle of nowhere,

.

Short and tragic. *sniffle*


*ramps up judging stare* -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 215th (Fire Butt Guy) (possibly NSFW because butts)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Fire Butt Guy. It will become obvious how he got his name. :)

On

,

freed a

from a

, inspiring the sweet pet to release his

, “

!

!”

It’s definitely easier to keep them (more or less) coherent with fewer covers. :D


“Monday and shameless naughty boys AGAIN?!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 214th (Naked Chiropractics Guys)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting the Naked Chiropractics Guys.

For an

and

, the Naked Chiropractics Guys were willing to sacrifice a lot – willing to take jobs where they’d have to ask, “

” every few minutes, willing to suffer through

and face down

, willing to read the

or the

, willing to listen to the

as they searched for

, willing to try to figure out how

would affect an upcoming

- basically, just willing!

Well, that was… different.


“No time to worry about naughty boys! Squirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrel!!!!!!” -Mayhem

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