• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• I don’t think I realized that Owl and Rabbit were REAL and everyone else was a stuffed animal in the Hundred-Acre Woods.
• “Merry Christmas, Tolkien Fandom“.
• More humans are weird. And even more!
• Hansel and Gretel with a twist.
• A scissor wizard and a paper wizard…
• Why we still wear masks.
• Free COVID tests are available for an apparently limited time in the US.
• “Gingerbread house but your mom’s an architect“.
• “11 easy WFH lunches you can make between meetings“.
• No-bake triple chocolate mousse cake.
• Mississippi mud pie.
• Some thoughts about fake fireplaces.
• Dominoesque.
• Dragon!
• Rustic with turret in Minnesota.
• Castle house!
• If you’d like to own a Coliseum…
• Not my style, but lovely.
• So’s this.
• Has a cantina basement.
• Has a full-on club basement.
• Flying saucer house.
• Lofted… bathtub?
• Why would you embed a piano in a wall?
• Clutch that railing tightly.
• Just yikes.
• Well, that’s bizarre.
• Just some dark bath humor.
• “Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators“.

Polly sitting like a people…

Deep thoughts with Harry.

• New releases: Tor.com (horror & genre-benders, YA SFF, scifi, fantasy)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Linkity from BookWyrm Knits.
• “Everything counts as reading“.
• “You could spend a night in Hobbiton“.
• A short film about an Amazon delivery drone having an existential crisis.
• xkcd’s What If? on comet ice.
• “Could You Really Not Just Put This in an Email?“.
• Make an Xmas tree with a cave inside.
• Learn about the mata mata turtle.
• Bald eagle completely failing to catch a crab.
• Megafauna skulls.
• Trying to decide if my KitchenAid mixer needs a unicorn horn, or if the purple racing stripes it has are enough.
• That is indeed a lot of crochet.
• “Wellness brand INTIMINA releases uterus-shaped cereal that turns your milk red“.
• Blueberry & Syrup Mini Pancake cereal from IHOP.
• Buttered rum eggnog cake.
• Lazy chicken pot pie made from a can of soup and frozen packaged pastry dough.
• Pop-Tarts “Gingerbread Lodge”.
• The Gingerbread House Estate.
• Nice floating house.
• Over-the-top Minnesota mansion.
• It has that Victorian feel of not being able to move without knocking things over.
• Has a hot pink and green kitchen.
• Also very colorful.
• “A most unique home“.
• Just say no to urinals in the kitchen.
• I have a question about the “emergency toilet”.
• Remember the bone stairs? Here’s the whole bone house.
• If you’re looking for your brutalist dream home…
• Not the place to stay if you sleepwalk.
• You’ll only forget to wear your shoes once on these stairs.
• I would definitely injure myself on that bridge.

Polly is so chatty and excited!

Harry napping on the cat tree.

Harry and Mayhem on my lap. Harry desperately wants Mayhem to lick his head.

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), AAR (romance)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches. And more!
• If you’d like to get a daily dose of The Christmas Carol in December…
• A ficlet about a stone that “corrupts all who wield it”.
• Another twist on the “humans are aliens” thing.
• Archive.org has lots of sci fi, horror, and adventure pulps available.
• The Eiffel Tower is the tallest LEGO set ever.
• Dragon…fountain?
• On how great Bandcamp is.
• Liveblog of watching Good Night, Oppy.
• Some tidbits about gharials.
• Green bean casserole sparkling water?!
• Puking cat gravy boat.
• “Fiberglass Animal Shapes and Trademarks” graveyard.
• VERY memorable weather report.
• Brown butter cinnamon bun sandwich cookies.
• From Minnesota: Nice Craftsman, Very Large Tudor, stone mansion, “modern rustic treehouse feel”.
• Nice.
• Very elegant.
• Hmm, stairs or slide, stairs or slide…
• Retro.
• So many details!
• Mushroom house.
• Desert dome home.
• Converted bottling company.
• This one looks like it’ll be a climate change victim in the not-too-distant future.
• If you’re tired of grey/beige homes…
• Another, but the inside doesn’t live up to the outside.
• The basement, wtf.
• Another mysterious basement.
• Offices for everyone!
• But what about the drop from that door?!
• Huh.
• 😮
• D’oh.
• Two sets of dubious stairs in one location.
• Were these installed upside down?
• No railing and not enough space to open the door.
• Maybe don’t go with the lowest bidder for stairs.
• Eep.
• Nope.

Everyone looks THRILLED, don’t they?!

Polly looking down at Harry.

Polly LEAPING over Harry as he stares out the window.

Since linkity-making time happens to be on my birthday, this will be brief. And next week, linkity-making time is on American Thanksgiving, so no linkity at all then. Take care and see you in a few weeks!

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Tor.com (YA SFF)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• “What do you think Sauron’s opinion of Elrond was?“
• On bald eagle nests.
• A concert pianist takes on “Bohemian Rhapsody”.
• “Timelapse of acorn growth into a small oak in 6 months“.
• Clippy on an ugly holiday sweater.
• Theater shenanigans.
• “Reasons to NOT want a pet dragon“.
• “There’s no punchline here.“
• The Washington State DNR on the Twitter debacle.
• Grimy flashback house.
• Huh.
• No one will ever notice…
• These stairs will kill you, but not in the way you might expect.
• Terrifying fire escape.

Looks like Harry’s waiting for the remote and a beer…

Polly and her very soft tummy.

Sleeping Mayhem curl.

• New releases: Tor.com (horror/genre benders, fantasy, scifi), Book Riot (mystery/thriller/true crime)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Linkity from BookWyrm Knits.
• Gifts for readers and literary home office gifts.
• Some thoughts on living in Gotham.
• On the art of Frank Frazetta, with particular emphasis on LotR.
• “What Tumblr is like, from someone who never left“.
• Sunita on the Twitter mess and switching to Mastodon.
• A poem: “Voting as Fire Extinguisher”.
• Sweet elephant behaviors.
• Knit a “breasted dodecahedron”. (NSFW, probably)
• Double-knit some cat-themed scarves.
• Low-Cost Cosplay Guy.
• Flamingo art.
• Very cool dragon sculpture.
• And a cute little dragon comic.
• Easy mini-pumpkin pies.
• Pumpkin streusel muffins. (via The Kitchn)
• Copycat oatmeal fudge bars. (via The Kitchn)
• Lovely house in Berkeley.
• I guess you’d get a lot of exercise living in this one.
• Floating home with an underwater level.
• Wisconsin “hobbit mansion”.
• You could live in a former Coca-Cola distribution center.
• I think the remodeling theme must’ve been BRIGHT and INEXPLICABLE.
• The decorating theme here must’ve been PRETENTIOUS and CONFUSING.
• I love the little tower.
• Sort of a sad little castle house.
• Much nicer little castle house.
• Minnesota fixer-upper.
• I guess I really don’t like green cabinets.
• Why would you build a spiral staircase as part of the kitchen island?!
• Irregularity is not a desired feature for stairs.
• Huh.
• WHY.
• Ewww – candy corn grilled cheese.

Polly would like her chin scratched more, please!

Lights on, nobody home in Pollyland!

Harry very focused on sharpening his claws on the scratcher.

• New releases: AAR (romance), Smart Bitches (romance)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• An excellent list of some of the very best ficlets on tumblr.
• And here’s a comic for the god of Arepo ficlet.
• “Indie bookstores you can shop at from anywhere” (includes my neighborhood shop Magers & Quinn).
• xkcd/What If? on star ownership.
• Musk ox cam.
• Wolves!
• Consumer Reports on the best hot chocolate.
• Excellent rant about the “s’mores” on The Great British Bake-Off.
• And then I learned that Minnesota is one of the four states that includes supernatural activity in real estate disclosures.
• I wouldn’t have guessed these dragon benches (and more) were carved with chainsaws.
• A fairy-tale cottage.
• A 1000-year old castle.
• A much newer “castle” in Arizona.
• Definitely very curved.
• Converted water tower.
• Genius train station design.
• I believe the pink bathroom is exactly what the bathroom in my condo used to look like (based on the pink showing through the tub paint).
• I might’ve painted the second kitchen before listing, because it’s a bit of a shock after all the black and white.
• Nice, but I still think outdoor pools in the desert are just wrong.
• Apparently this house was used for Stranger Things.
• Rustic and mid-century modern don’t seem like they should co-exist in the same house.
• I didn’t realize there was stone wallpaper.
• Partially finished eco home.
• Dinosaur park-themed home.
• That’s too many windows. Put some back.
• Very 80s-themed.
• Three kitchens is too many kitchens.
• YIKES.
• Very bad carpet choice for stairs.
• Optical illusions are never a good choice for stairs.
• Kind of clever, but also…
• Bone-themed stairs.
• They must really hate railings.
• Hot chocolate-scented sweater from Swiss Miss.
• Pillow from Jet-Puffed Marshmallows.
• 😮

A rare appearance by the Lady Miss Princess Mayhem!

Harry looking very dapper in his Halloween bow tie.

Serious Polly is a serious cat loaf indeed.

• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Ficlet about glowing.
• A little something from Neil Gaiman for Halloween.
• Knit some socks inspired by Where the Wild Things Are.
• Updated relative speeds of objects in our solar system video.
• 31 butternut squash recipes.
• The woman behind the “Waite” tarot deck.
• Watch a beaver in a rehab facility build a “dam”. (The last five seconds! I had no idea beavers moved like that.)
• Drone art in the sky.
• Black kitty!
• Plant drama.
• “It was all downhill after the Cuecat“.
• “The world’s fastest shoes“.
• “For decades, no one knew about Congress’ secret apocalypse bunker in the mountains of West Virginia“.
• Dragon jewelry dish.
• Dragon trinket boxes.
• Decorated for Halloween.
• Fairy tale house (with crazy stairs).
• Inspired by Star Wars.
• Cozy and charming.
• I like some of the decor a lot.
• The columns don’t seem to fit.
• A “barndominium”.
• Nope.
• This looks AI-generated, but apparently it’s real.
• Too many tarps.
• A weird one.
• I don’t think you should need a topographic map of your home’s interior.
• My favorite decorating style is the opposite of whatever this is.
• What the heck is up with the tile in this place?
• Ignoring the race car, I want to know why it doesn’t look like people can fit their legs under that table with those chairs.
• But why???
• Huh.
• Confusing.

Harry watching leaves blowing around outside.

Polly getting comfortable.

Siblings keeping an eyes on goings on in the neighborhood.

• Happy October!
• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Good LotR meta.
• A lovely short comic about a summer visit to Ireland.
• You will not guess where this entertaining story ends up.
• Learn a cursed fact about lemurs.
• The 52-hertz whale has a friend!
• Learn about Richard Hunt, Muppets puppeteer.
• Learn about the home that was part of the Houston Astrodome.
• The Socktober post from Smart Bitches has links to patterns, yarns, and more.
• A $59 million penthouse at the top of the NYC Woolworth building.
• The house is lovely, but I got stuck on the pool table on the landing, picturing balls hurtling over the edge.
• Not boring inside.
• Just blends right into the landscape.
• Is that a decagon-shaped house?
• Castlish house right here in Minnesota.
• Actually has some castlish features inside.
• Not a castle.
• Corrugated metal mansion.
• Gothic on the outside, kind of bland on the inside.
• Converted school that was really too big to be converted into a single-family home.
• “I feel like I’ve been catfished by Zillow.“
• House shaped like a guitar.
• Trailer compound.
• I guess no one carries groceries in from the garage through THAT door.
• DIY stair failure.
• Are we sure that’s not a ladder?
• Why would you do this?
• YIKES.
• Experience what it would be like to be flushed down a toilet.

Lights on, nobody home in Harryland!

Polly’s hunkered down under the blanket, staying cozy.

• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Very cool book box with mini books on little bookshelves.
• Photos taken during the construction of the Eiffel Tower.
• Learn about Pigeonniers.
• Learn about the 1950s Flying Saucer Conventions.
• Learn about The Lost Sea in Tennessee.
• There’s going to be a documentary about the Mars Opportunity rover called Good Night Oppy.
• “A Day in the Life of Anubis”.
• Knit some “dragon-inspired” legwarmers.
• One-bowl chocolate-chip pumpkin bread.
• Disney horse designs, rated.
• A story about eating “Confetti Glitter Fruity Cereal Flavored Fruit Spread”.
• A story about making wine from marshmallow Peeps.
• A very New Mexico dome home.
• A converted historic bank.
• A castle house in Minnesota!
• Very modern.
• An Italian villa in… Arkansas?
• “A study in ostentation“.
• An excess of antlers.
• Definitely peculiar.
• “A contemporary hobbit house“.
• Lots of blue.
• The purple kitchen is more subtle than I expected.
• A house with 118 rooms.
• A rental for $150,000/month?!
• Whoa. The renovated interior is definitely a surprise.
• Converted barn and silos.
• If you really like killer whales.
• Comes with a giant chess board.
• WTH.
• Absolutely “no” to these light fixtures!
• How do you keep from getting scraped up getting in and out of those?!
• Doors should never exit onto stairs.
• YIKES.
• :facepalm:
• Seems more dangerous than texting.
• Eggo Nog Sippin’ Cream liqueur.
• From a “worst possible volume sliders” competition.

Another photo of Harry and Polly on my lap.

Polly cannot believe!

One of the most unflattering photos of Harry I’ve ever taken! 😀

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), AAR (romance)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches. And more!
• Linkity from BookWyrmKnits.
• Some great bookish quotes compiled by BookWyrmKnits.
• Learn about “the exocentric verb-noun compound agent noun”, which makes for far more interesting reading than you’d suspect.
• Some more good literary analysis of LotR.
• A good ficlet that I can’t easily describe.
• “Our town’s libraries“.
• A book of official knitting patterns from Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood comes out in a month.
• A squirrel that has multicolored fur, and one of the colors is blue?!
• Hoarding insanity: Collyers’ Mansion.
• Giant ‘Cheetos’ statue.
• NASA’s “Galaxy of Horrors” posters.
• “Every song in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, ranked“.
• The strange fame of a store mannequin in the 1930s.
• “A famous Cornell University marketing professor’s fake-research empire crumbl[ed] as soon as anyone actually looked at his methods“.
• Cute “Halloween” dragon.
• Doesn’t really give me a castle house vibe.
• This one doesn’t, either – it’s more of a British summer estate sort of thing.
• Castle bedroom.
• Lovely cottage.
• Vintage round house.
• The outside is more over-the-top than the inside.
• Absolutely one-of-a-kind.
• Does it come with the pipe organ?
• For LEGO-lovers only.
• “Flintstones'” house.
• A “converted” doctor’s office. Conversion FAIL.
• Definitely looks like a bordello.
• Decisions were made.
• Interesting way to market the house, but the added people make it look small.
• Yikes.
• Ankle breaker.
• So dangerous.
• Stairs should not be made out of drywall.
• Must have good balance to live there.
• You’d need perfect balance and strong nerves to use that bike ramp.
• A very good question.
• Is a one-vertical-blind-wide window really worth it?
• That’s quite a commitment to Halloween decorating.
• So’s this.

Harry’s usual look of skepticism.

Polly on the spiffy new kitty mixtape scratcher, with bonus Harry’s tail.

Harry and Polly drowsing on my lap.