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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 152nd (Cowlick Overload Guy)



Congrats to Carey, who won A Volatile Range (Stories from the Range #6) by Andrew Grey! A Volatile Range is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Cowlick Overload Guy (COG). He looks about 12, doesn’t he?! (The covers with the teddy bears on them don’t help matters, either.) o.O

went from

and having

while

to being accused of

, plus

AND

, after he heard

and contracted

(erm, parvovirus, whatever)* when he met a

in

who

him during a

, tracked him to his

, then told him, “

or I’ll bite your

!”

*No actual medical facts were harmed in writing this Misadventure.


“Hiding from the diseased naughty boys!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 151st (Welcome back again, Crouching Guy)



In an interesting turn of events, after this week, I only have two contests on my schedule (for the first week of February). So if you’re an author interested in doing a promo/giveaway, email me and we’ll talk. 🙂



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Crouching Guy yet again.

had him

down the

to

of

, searching for some

after he met

and

and realized that

, especially when

and his

told him that

would need to be spilled by the

during

. The end. I think. But really, who can tell? 🙂


Mayhem, trying to will naughty boys away by sheer annoyance since 2010!

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 149th (Get Thee To a Chiropractor Guy) (GTTACG)



Congrats to Wanda, who won Under the Rushes by Amy Lane!

Congrats to Jen B, who won Cardio Conditioning (Work Out #7) by Andrew Grey!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Get Thee To a Chiropractor Guy (GTTACG). (This post is like old home week or something – you’ll see a lot of familiar faces!)

When trying to decide

stealing

out of the

,

out about

life of

as both a

and as one of

, so she went

to be distracted by a

, but instead of

, she got a

.

The end!


“Naughty boys for Monday again?!” *sigh* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 148th (Candy Cane Guy returns for the nth time)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Candy Cane Guy yet again.

predicted that the

and

of

would leave him

after the

 with

– and that was before Jacinto realized he would have to

when the

turned out to be

, leading to an uncomfortable crowd of

.

The end! Whew! 🙂


“I am so very, very, very disappointed in you, Mom.” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 147th (What the Hell Is That on the Ceiling Guy)



Congrats to elaing8, who won Substitute Heart by Summer Michaels!

Congrats to Rita and Kathleen, who won Moonstruck (Lucky Moon #3) by Piper Vaughn and M.J. O’Shea! Moonstruck will be released January 1 by Loose Id.


No post on Tuesday, January 1 – holiday! Happy New Year to all of you. 🙂



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting What the Hell Is That on the Ceiling Guy (WTHITOTCG).

When

got together with

in the

to sing

, they thought they were all too well

to worry about its

… but it turned out to be

misplaced – they could not

when relying on

, who confessed, “

, the

you feel is the result of me

and completing the

. Now, hush, it’s time for

, and action!”

That was… dizzying. 😀


“Nooooooooooooooooooo more naughty boys, Mom! I mean it!!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 146th (Ho, Ho, Ho – It’s Baddest Santa Guy!)



Congrats Penumbra, who won Santa, Actually (That’s Entertainment #2) by Clare London! Santa, Actually was released on December 16 by JMS Books.

Congrats to Ria H, who won Chase the Ace by Clare London! Chase the Ace was released on December 16 by Amber Allure.

Congrats to sylvan65, who won Naked Tails by Eden Winters! Naked Tails is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today is the (apparently) annual Baddest Santa Guy holiday special post. Check out the original Baddest Santa Guy post from last year to find out how he got his name. (That post is not recommended for people who actually eat candy canes.)

Said Baddest Santa Guy, “This year,

was

working as

during

,

with a little

in his own

way while I was at

for

to celebrate

,

. We were laughing about

(

) when we realized with dismay that

, who’d been

and left with a

, no longer led

and would be

,

and

, like maybe

and to come

(but not get

) unless we could avoid

, practice our

, and celebrate some

.”

The not-very-conclusive end.


“Once again this doesn’t make any sense, Mom, because Santa Claws is a kitty, not a naughty boy!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 145th (Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy)



Congrats to Vivian A, who won Turning the Tables (Sex Sells #4) by Kim Dare!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy (DTSMMMLBG). (Spoiler: YES.)

was a sufficiently

to call

and say, “

! If you’ll give me some

and come with me to the

without

, I’ll pledge you my

and guarantee that it’s going to be a

.”

I’m sure it’s my imagination that part of the Misadventure almost seemed to make sense, briefly.


“I’m hiding from the naughty boys!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 144th (Baddest Santa Guy lounges about)



Congrats to Shelley, who won When Love Flue In by Lillian Francis! When Love Flue In was released by Silver Publishing on December 1.

Congrats to Lori S, who won Eight Days by Cardeno C! Eight Days was released on December 1 by Dreamspinner Press as part of their 2012 Advent Calendar collection.

Congrats to Stacia H, who won Snowbound in Nowhere by Andrew Grey! Snowbound in Nowhere was also be released on December 1 by Dreamspinner Press as part of their 2012 Advent Calendar collection.

Congrats to Judi P, who won An Isolated Range (Stories from the Range #5) by Andrew Grey! An Isolated Range is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.

Congrats to Josieb1 and Marie A, who won the Oh, Come All Ye Kinky anthology, courtesy of  Kim Dare and Ava March! O Come All Ye Kinky is being released by Riptide Publishing today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be checking in on Baddest Santa Guy

was able to convince himself that only the

of

with

, could pay off

to a

, who had been heard exclaiming

, “

! Ah,

as you

with those

y,

s* my need to go on a

to discover which you prefer –

*Apologies for that bit of disturbing alliteration. And… pretty much for the rest of this Misadventure, too! 🙂


“My name is Mayhem and I disapprove of this post.” -Mayhem

Not sure exactly how May’s left eye is going to look in the end. Not only did it get scratched during the Chaotic Misadventure, but after she developed the abscess in the back of her mouth, the left side of her face was all swollen… the point where she couldn’t completely close her left eye the morning the vet drained the abscess. From back when Chaos scratched his eye, I know it will take her a while to get used to holding that eye completely open again, so hopefully the pirate thing is temporary. But while her left pupil reacts to light ok, it also seems to stay slightly larger than the right. Still! She’s alive and getting back to herself, which is the biggest thing.

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 143rd (PITTG)



Congrats to Yvette, who won Journal of Sanctuary One (Sanctuary #6) by RJ Scott! Journal of Sanctuary One was released by Silver Publishing on November 24.

Congrats to choccygrl, who won Men of Smithfield: Adam & Holden by LB Gregg! Men of Smithfield: Adam & Holden is being released today by Carina Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Posture-Improving Tank Top Guy (PITTG)! Remember, you can see how I used the titles in the Misadventure if you hover your cursor over the covers.

had

because he’d been

, then

until he’d been honed into a

, leaving

and with no need to fear an otherwise

over a

fault after drinking

with the

,

could roll back and reveal

.

I feel strangely dizzy after writing that…


“Naughty boys. Still. No one understands how I suffer.” *sigh* -Mayhem

Kitty update: May’s doing great! Now I have to reintroduce them to each other… She’s definitely holding a grudge and has been hissing at Chaos under my bedroom door. Can’t say I blame her, actually.

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 142nd (The return of the return of SHAGY)



Congrats to Dianna, who won Mayon by Mickie B. Ashling! Mayon is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Seventies HAir GuY, aka SHAGY.

laughed at

as he

with

at the

on

, even as he told Loco, “I’ll always be

, baby, because not even

can separate our

!”

Hmm. I think Ezekiel’s a dick. Yes? No? Discuss amongst yourselves.


“I am too suspicious of your intentions to pay any attention to naughty boys, Mom!” -Mayhem

Although this picture of Mayhem was taken before our big misadventure, it’s similar to how she looks right as she realizes I’m about to give her antibiotics and put in eye ointment – at which point she curls into a little ball and puts her front paws over her face. Awwww!