Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 101st (Baddest Santa Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Baddest Santa Guy

,

, wanted to make sure

was

, or, basically,

by giving him as

(plus he hoped it would be

for Jesse, instead of the

he usually got). Jesse’s first words upon being presented to Santa were, “

” and then, “Whoa, check out

!”

and some

later, he was

, making him

through to his

.

Erm. Yes. Moving right along!


“Wait a minute… Santa Claws is a kitty, not a naughty boy!” -Mayhem

27 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 101st (Baddest Santa Guy)”

  1. I am so disturbed by Peggin Santa. I almost couldn’t keep reading. I need to go bleach my eyes now! I will never eat another candy cane. Never!

  2. Oh, that was an awesome post! The thumbs-up Pegging Santa and the horrid photoshopped abs (on two different covers, no less)…now I won’t be able to see BSG on another cover without laughing. Though I do feel bad for the model – he’s been forever imortalized on a book cover with a candy cane up his bum.
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  3. The candy cane in Pegging Sants made me spew coffee on the keyboard. Awesome installment of my favorite online series! Love me some Misadventures!

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