Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 101st (Baddest Santa Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Baddest Santa Guy


, wanted to make sure


, or, basically,

by giving him as

(plus he hoped it would be

for Jesse, instead of the

he usually got). Jesse’s first words upon being presented to Santa were, “

” and then, “Whoa, check out


and some

later, he was

, making him

through to his


Erm. Yes. Moving right along!

“Wait a minute… Santa Claws is a kitty, not a naughty boy!” -Mayhem

27 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 101st (Baddest Santa Guy)”

  1. After reading a raunchy Regretsy post and the corresponding comments this holds no fear for me. Just awe that you can make mostly coherent sentences out of this!
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  2. I am so disturbed by Peggin Santa. I almost couldn’t keep reading. I need to go bleach my eyes now! I will never eat another candy cane. Never!

  3. Oh, that was an awesome post! The thumbs-up Pegging Santa and the horrid photoshopped abs (on two different covers, no less)…now I won’t be able to see BSG on another cover without laughing. Though I do feel bad for the model – he’s been forever imortalized on a book cover with a candy cane up his bum.
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  4. OMG is right! Although I do like the Silver cover,too…
    And the Pegging Santa cover is truly scary! But still, LOL!!!

  5. The candy cane in Pegging Sants made me spew coffee on the keyboard. Awesome installment of my favorite online series! Love me some Misadventures!

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