Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 106th (The Return of ITSFMSG)



Congrats to Giselle, who won The Decisions We Make by RJ Scott!

Congrats to Orannia, Eva, Bogusia, SarahM, and Zanara, who all won copies of Fall into the Sun by Val Kovalin!

Congrats to Helena, who won Cinder (A CinderFella Story) by Marie SextonCinder was released by Silver Publishing on February 4.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt Guy (ITSFMSG).

to get that

was

example how he couldn’t resist

– the

of the situations he got himself into was legendary! Who can forget that time he insisted on

with

? Or that time he was wearing

and

in the

of

? Or that time he indulged in the

of the

, even after they told him, “

!”?

Really, you don’t remember all that?! I’m surprised. 😉


“Is it safe to look yet?” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 71st (The Return of Tie Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Tie Guy, last seen in Part the Twelfth. Keep an eye out for You Can Do Your Laundry on My Washboard Abs Guy (YCDYLOMWAG), who is on two covers, and I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt Guy (ITSFMSG), who is on one.

immediately demanded

after reading of his escapades as

on

. Said Roane, “Even

,

as he is, behaved with

dignity upon discovering that

was his

.

, please

before

, who are

, do a

, followed by a

, before they head to the

to figure out

. Actually,

to join them, but remember that

beyond which they should not be pushed!”

Whew!


*sigh* -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 36th (ITSFMSG)

Congrats to Amie, who won Enslaved by Blood (Drone Vampires, Book 10) by Stephani Hecht! Enslaved by Blood was  released by eXtasy Books on August 15.

Congrats to Paula, who won A Game of Skills (The Farmingdale Gentleman’s Club, Book 2) by TC Blue! A Game of Skills will be released by Total-E-Bound today.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll meet I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt Guy (ITSFMSG). Many thanks to Stephani Hecht for coming up with his name and for helping me find some of these covers. Unlike the Staring Contest Guys, poor ITSFMSG must deal with all sorts of Photoshop modifications – head and body switching, ab smoothing, hair lengthening, and more.

And now, on to our story…

were

and

to live in a

at the

. However,

had other plans for ITSFMSG and lured him into

by telling him there was a

in there. Alas, that wasn’t true, and poor ITSFMSG required facial reconstruction surgery, a wig, and a mask after the wicked panther lady had her way with him and then said, “You will

.” The end.

That last cover gives me the giggles. Your doctor enters the exam room, wearing a mask over his eyes, and rips open his shirt… O.O


“I can’t help but notice that there is a very handsome black kitty up there who is surrounded by naughty boys! You must rescue the kitty, Mom!!” -Mayhem

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