Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Torso Guy #2 – check out the original Torso Guy to see how they differ.
heard the
in the distance and realized he’d taken a
when he left
after having
– now he stood little chance of
in time for some
or two with the
and blissfully escaping his
s while
in sexy comfort at home.
Is it my imagination, or did that make sense? *squints*
“I despair of you, Mom, and I despair of all the naughty boys.” -Mayhem
Congrats to Ali G, who won I’m the Guy You Hate by Isa K!
Congrats to Mary B, who won LIMBO by Clare London!
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting the Not Kissing, Just Resting Our Lips on Each Other Guys (NKJROLoEOG). Thanks to Becky Black, who found a number of these covers for me. 🙂
When
are
s, they use
(particularly the
) to make themselves less likely to be discovered and
as punishment as soon as they realize they’re
anymore.
And it started so promisingly! 😉
“Naughty boys
?! And now they’re infringing on my space! I’m just so exhausted by such naughtiness…” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Towel Guy. Towel Guy is DULL.
Towel Guy believed that
revealed his
as he traveled from
to
to
to
to
, after which he exclaimed, “That was
extended winter trip! I had so much fun!!”
*yawns*
*judging prettily, with glow* -Mayhem
Congrats to Angeles G, who won As Spring Rain (2nd ed) by Valentina Heart!
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Staring Off into the Distance Guy (SOitDG), albeit briefly.
After
from being held for questioning about a
something or other cruise ship, his lover,
felt unsure about all of Kyle’s sweet
, wondering if he was being
by a con man and a murderer.
Oh dear! :O
“At least there weren’t very many naughty boys this time…” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Neck Crick Guy.
, the
and
were
with the
on
of the year on the
when
realized someone should be
instead of imprisoning him, as there were already
.
Well then! 🙂
“Why do you make me suffer so with these naughty boys, Mom?!” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Holding on to His Hat Guy (HotHHG). Again.
The
rode through the
to join the other
behind
, where the
was having a very serious conversation with Blake: “But you’re
! Why can’t you just
?! Don’t you remember when
the night away, so blissfully lost in our
?”
I don’t think there’s going to be a HEA (happily every after) on this particular Misadventure – what do you think?
“I think that the naughty boys must be stopped!!!!!!” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG). (Don’t forget that you can hover your cursor/long-press on the covers to see how I used the book title in this story.)
By the time he reached
(in the
, on the
), it seemed like
(at least according to his
and what he remembered from
) was to
be a
, unable to resist
in black
after
ing to drink
with bad ideas and no
s.
Well then!
“I have sparkly socks to bathe on – today I do not care about naughty boys!” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Hint of a Plumber’s Crack Guy (HoaPCG).
, the
, and
led to
, who felt very bad for accidentally
during his
.
The speedy end! 😀
“What socks? All I see is another naughty boy.” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Going to Shoot Himself in the Ass Guy (GtSHitAG).
The
delayed
, which made
and
from
(
) and the
could testify in
trial even more critical, especially because of all the recent
in which the
, just
.
Whew!!
“I’m going to be really traumatized if someone gets shot in the butt, even if it’s a naughty boy!” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with the Always Never Quite Kissing Guys (ANQKG)… again.
After completing their latest
movie shoot,
and unwound, dreaming of summery
in
, instead of their wintery reality of
every time they drove home after checking the
.
If it helps, I’m confused, too. 🙂
“I wonder how naughty I’d have to be to convince Mom she should give up this whole naughty boy thing…” -Mayhem