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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 230th (The return of Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy [YFIGTFLTG])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG). (Don’t forget that you can hover your cursor/long-press on the covers to see how I used the book title in this story.)

By the time he reached

(in the

, on the

), it seemed like

(at least according to his

and what he remembered from

) was to

be a

, unable to resist

in black

after

ing to drink

with bad ideas and no

s.

Well then!


“I have sparkly socks to bathe on – today I do not care about naughty boys!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 94th (BHLBHPAFDG)



Congrats to Melanie M, who won More Than Anything by Shawn Lane! More Than Anything was released by Amber Allure on October 30.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Biting His Lip Because His Pants Are Falling Down Guy (BHLBHPAFDG) – for some reason, cover artists really like to change his color. Keep an eye out for Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG), too!

were

for

to pay their

(golfing fools, the both of them) when their world was turned

by the arrival of a

, who exclaimed, “I can’t believe I just got here, and already

! You look like you’d be

, too, you big hunk – everyone would be green with envy! Do I need to make

that you’ll join me for some

at the

Restaurant?”

*blink blink blink*


Vampire kitteh wishes you a Happy Halloween, and could you please bring your neck a little closer? 😉

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 42nd (YFIGTFLTG)

Congrats to Jane, who won Not Anymore by Em Woods! Not Anymore will be released by Total-E-Bound today.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll meet Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG).

Because he had a

, YFIGTFLTG left his

, where he’d been

, and

, while trying to avoid his ex-

, who was after

. Whew!

The end. For now. Because I’m sure I’ll hear about all sorts of other covers featuring YFIGTFLTG, now that I’ve done this post. 🙂

Many thanks to Mary Calmes, who found some of these covers!


“Naughty boys, I stick my tongue out at all of you!” -Mayhem