Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 201st (The return of the return of the return of the return of Torso Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Torso Guy… again. 🙂

The

knew to

, but because of their amazing

and how they kept everything

, neither of them had been prepared to be

while they were hanging out in the

with

, admiring

, basking in his amazing

, and discussing why

when you’re

, until they were unceremoniously interrupted by

, who stopped to offer them some

via the

company.

I recommend taking a moment until you’re less dizzy from reading that before you go on with the rest of your day. 😉


*lashing tail* -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 97th (The return of the return of the return of Torso Guy)



Congrats to Kelly, who won Texas Winter (The Heart of Texas #2) by RJ Scott! Texas Winter was released by Silver Publishing on November 19.

Congrats to Cori and Lilli, who each won copies of Honored Vow (Change of Heart #3) by Mary Calmes! Honored Vow is being released by Dreamspinner Press today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Torso Guy. (Curious how he got his name? You can find out here.) Don’t forget that you can hover your mouse cursor over the covers to see how I used the title in the story. 🙂

When

the Third (or, as he preferred to be known, R2D3) won both the coveted title of

and the not-quite-so-prestigious title of

, he developed an immediate craving for

– maybe a

or a

. While he was trying to make up his mind, he started a

of laundry and used plenty of

, hoping it would get rid of that pesky infestation, then checked to see if he’d received new

from either the

or

. He thought Planet Mail from

would be great, since neither was there to play

with him – oh, how he longed to be pressed against them,

!

If that made sense to you, you should be very worried. 😉


“How could you??” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 59th (The Return of the Return of Torso Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Torso Guy.

shame was that he didn’t

. He’d thought about

to his girlfriend about the problem, but then

and wondering just

would distract him. He’d always believed there should be

, until his girlfriend told him that, due to his condom fails, he’d better get ready for a

at

with

the

as

. Having

anymore, Ayden (aka Torso Guy) gave up on his

and settled into

with his now wife and Shayno.

The end. Thanks to Wren Boudreau for finding the non-cover in today’s post!


“………………….” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 31st (The Return of Torso Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’re going to see what Torso Guy’s been up to since the last time he visited… (And please, keep alert so that you detect the photos in which the hand hooked into the top of his jeans has been removed!)

Torso Guy went on a

because he wanted to see

[I have no idea what this title was – if you ever figure out what productid 51 from Shadowfire Press was, let me know!]

again. While he was on his trip, he had a

in which someone was sucking on his

. (Y’all have dirty minds! Sheesh. What did you think was getting sucked?!?)

When he awoke, he realized that even though he’s so much

Larger Than Life [yet another cover now missing in action]

,

and, no matter what anyone says,

. After his dream of toe-riffic

, (Ouch! That’s nasty scar you picked up between photos, Torso Guy!)

he was ready to make a

(assuming he doesn’t shoot himself somewhere very tender, thus rendering his concerns of size completely moot), because

, folks!


“More naughty boys. I grow displeased, Mom.” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 21st (Hello, Torso Guy)

Today I’d like you to meet Torso Guy.

“But, Chris,” you’re thinking, “couldn’t most of the guys in these stock photos be called Torso Guy?”

Why, yes, that’s very true. But usually they have something that stands out (not like that! sheesh), such as that candy cane in the very first picture I ever saw of Candy Cane Guy. With Torso Guy? His torso-osity is what stands out. Here’s one of the several very similar stock photos of him:

Torso Guy always had a

, drifting through the ladies as if drifting through

of

until late one night, when he was shouting, “

!” at a

, he realized that his life was at a

. Suddenly, in front of him,

, was a drop

(RRR)! RRR stared at Torso Guy, as if unable to believe that his

was finally there. Just like that, Torso Guy realized he was

, so he swept RRR away to his

.

…to be continued…


“Is there no end of the naughty boys, Mom?! Aren’t there any good boys out there??” -Mayhem

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