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Congrats to Melanie M, who won More Than Anything by Shawn Lane! More Than Anything was released by Amber Allure on October 30.

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Biting His Lip Because His Pants Are Falling Down Guy (BHLBHPAFDG) – for some reason, cover artists really like to change his color. Keep an eye out for Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG), too!

were

for

to pay their

(golfing fools, the both of them) when their world was turned

by the arrival of a

, who exclaimed, “I can’t believe I just got here, and already

! You look like you’d be

, too, you big hunk – everyone would be green with envy! Do I need to make

that you’ll join me for some

at the

Restaurant?”

*blink blink blink*

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Vampire kitteh wishes you a Happy Halloween, and could you please bring your neck a little closer?

Congrats to Jane, who won Not Anymore by Em Woods! Not Anymore will be released by Total-E-Bound today.

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll meet Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG).

Because he had a

, YFIGTFLTG left his

, where he’d been

, and

, while trying to avoid his ex-

, who was after

. Whew!

The end. For now. Because I’m sure I’ll hear about all sorts of other covers featuring YFIGTFLTG, now that I’ve done this post.

Many thanks to Mary Calmes, who found some of these covers!

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“Naughty boys, I stick my tongue out at all of you!” -Mayhem