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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 61st (Well, hello again, SOBJG)



Congrats to Juni, who won Yearning (Green’s Hill Werewolves, Book 1) by Amy Lane! Yearning was released by Torquere Books on Saturday.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll catch up with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG). Onward! (And keep an eye out for Trying To Tip His Hat Guy!)

Returning with

upon completing Operation

and rescuing the

(after making her

), SOBJG traded her for some of

and prepared himself for the many

before he would reach his

. When he finally got there,

yelled, “

! What happened to the rest of the

?”

“I’m sure they’re all

and hearty,” replied SOBJG. “But you know me and my

! I just felt too much internal

to the idea of hanging around and waiting for

to finally be complete, when instead I could be back home,

and enjoying

in the

.”

The end, because you’re all terribly out of breath from reading run-on sentences to yourselves.


“NO MORE NAUGHTY BOYS!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 60th (The Return of the Return of Crouching Guy)



Congrats to Natasha, who won Opposites Distract by Stephani Hecht! Opposites Distract was released last week by All Romance Ebooks as part of its Perfect Strangers series.

Congrats to Otter, who won How the Other Half Lives by Clare London! How the Other Half Lives was released yesterday by Amber Allure.

Congrats to Carmel, who won Chocolate Dreams by Em Woods!  Chocolate Dreams will be released today by Total-E-Bound.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! This week, we’ll catch up with Crouching Guy. Onward!

guessed he probably had many

, if only he could remember what they were… He’d simply been living

for too long, becoming

, conducting his

, and waiting for

connection to

(although a lasting connection to a

would do in a pinch). Suddenly, out of nowhere, there was a horrible

, which washed

, necessitating a

!

Whew! 🙂


“NO MORE NAUGHTY BOYS!!!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 59th (The Return of the Return of Torso Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Torso Guy.

shame was that he didn’t

. He’d thought about

to his girlfriend about the problem, but then

and wondering just

would distract him. He’d always believed there should be

, until his girlfriend told him that, due to his condom fails, he’d better get ready for a

at

with

the

as

. Having

anymore, Ayden (aka Torso Guy) gave up on his

and settled into

with his now wife and Shayno.

The end. Thanks to Wren Boudreau for finding the non-cover in today’s post!


“………………….” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 58th (The Many Faces of WiHG)



Congrats to Wren, who won Threadbare by Clare London! Threadbare was released by JMS Books yesterday.

Congrats to cturtlechick, who won Sandpipers’ Secrets by Jade Archer! Sandpipers’ Secrets will be released by Total-E-Bound today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today, you’re going to see many more photo variations of our old friend Wind-in-Hair Guy (WiHG). If, at any point during my narrative, you doubt that a cover is actually WiHG, head over to fotolia and check out the two pages of his photos. Hard to believe, but all him. Oh, and keep an eye out for Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy! Onward!

If you’re

or a

, I hope you’re prepared to face both

if you want

. You’ll start out

until

in his voice reminds you that

are looking for a

. Some are looking for a

, while others crave

, a

,

, or

.

That’s it for today, but never fear! We haven’t seen the last of WiHG yet…


*sigh* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 57th (The Return of LAG)



Congrats to Samantha, who won Tears of Blood (Drone Vampires, Book 12) by Stephani Hecht! Tears of Blood is now available from eXtasy Books.

Congrats to Marie A, who won the Saddle Up ‘N Ride anthology by Em Woods (and friends)! Saddle Up ‘N Ride is being released by Total-E-Bound today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Looking Away Guy (LAG). Many thanks to Jackie of Literary Escapism for finding one of these covers for me. Don’t forget that you can hover your mouse pointer over the covers to see the title as used in the narrative. Oh, and make sure you keep an eye out for familiar faces! 🙂

began with

in bed and continued

(that is, consistently) until she went

some years later.

“Dammit!” said Max. “I told her that we were supposed to be

! But she was so sure that the

for which she was

would keep her safe and

, living in her

. Alas, she was wrong.”


“I can’t bear to look anymore. Also, this plastic tub is exceptionally comfortable.” -Mayhem

Ebook Giveaway: Threadbare by Clare London [CONTEST CLOSED]

Many thanks to Clare London for donating an ebook copy of her forthcoming historical paranormal m/m romance, Threadbare, for a lucky commenter to win! Threadbare will be released by JMS Books on January 23.

You can also head over to Clare’s blog to read a special bonus edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography!

When Edward inherits the family textile mill from his deceased parents, he knows where his duty lies. As a young Victorian gentleman, he devotes himself to the family business and doing right by his customers and employees. What concern is it that he surrenders his own artistic ambitions and romantic passions?

But a hideous accident at the mill one day brings him into close contact with Mori, one of his most productive workers, a beautiful yet seemingly delicate and vulnerable young man. Edward takes Mori under his protection, bringing him back to his house. At last, Edward has found a friend and companion. His fascination for Mori grows swiftly into love, and he’s drawn out of his quiet introspection into a world of delight and passion.

Yet Mori has a private task that both baffles and concerns Edward: the completion of a stunningly beautiful, abstract tapestry. Edward doesn’t understand its significance, Mori’s devotion to it, or Mori’s strange behaviour when Edward tries to part the man from his mission. Mori loves him in return, he’s sure – but can that ever be enough? As Edward is tangled more deeply and irretrievably into the web of Mori’s love and mystery, what bittersweet price might he have to pay?

NOTE: This story was originally published in the anthology Masquerade.

Excerpt (scroll down)

Other Books

About Clare

Clare took the pen name London from the city where she lives, loves, and writes. A lone, brave female in a frenetic, testosterone-fueled family home, she juggles her writing with the weekly wash, waiting for the far distant day when she can afford to give up her day job as an accountant. She’s written in many genres and across many settings, with novels and short stories published both online and in print. She says she likes variety in her writing while friends say she’s just fickle, but as long as both theories spawn good fiction, she’s happy. Most of her work features male/male romance and drama with a healthy serving of physical passion, as she enjoys both reading and writing about strong, sympathetic and sexy characters.

Clare currently has several novels sulking at that tricky chapter 3 stage and plenty of other projects in mind… she just has to find out where she left them in that frenetic, testosterone-fueled family home.

All the details and free fiction are available at her website. Visit her today and say hello!

You can also visit Clare at her blog, on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, GoodReads, and the GLBT Wiki.

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“Well, at least the naughty boys are somewhere else today… *sigh*” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 56th (ONTCioMG)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Oh No, They’re Closing in on Me Guy (ONTCioMG). Keep an eye out for his long hair…

The

granted by

can be hard to

, even though the

considers it to be the

. Those who succumb to the bond are marked as

in a

that leads to

and then

on the

.

Oh my. And ouch!


“If there are an infinite number of naughty boys, does it follow that Mom will write an infinite number of posts about them?” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 55th (Firefighters: THFMBGG)

Congrats to Tj, who won The Stroke of Twelve (Perfect Timing, Book 6) by Kim Dare! The Stroke of Twelve will be released by Total-E-Bound today.

Congrats to Susmita, who won Offside Pass by Stephani Hecht! Offside Pass was released by eXtasy Books on January.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Too Hot For My Bunker Gear Guy (THFMBGG). And keep an eye out for our old friend Likes To Get Naked At Fires Guy (LTGNAFG)!

THFMBGG decided it was time for him to

again after he heard

talking trash about him and saying that he had no

duty anymore, not being the

that he believed himself to be. Worrying that

, something’s probably

, THFMBGG started

,

, even though she was all

(mostly ice), because he decided he needed

.


“So. Disappointed.” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 54th (MUMMCHG Rides Again)

Congrats to elaing8, who won Solstice Seduction (Celtic Fire, Book 1) by Bronwyn Green! Solstice Seduction will be released by Total-E-Bound today.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with My Underwear Matches My Cowboy Hat Guy (MUMMCHG). Keep an eye out for the cover on which he’s twins. 🙂

Even though

always acted the

and reminded everyone that “

“, he never forgot that

.

, his

led to him deciding that he desperately wanted to work as a

for

so that he could

that was the source of

.

*blink blink* Oooookay…..


*sigh* “More naughty boys.” *sigh* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 53rd (MCSIBTYG)

I never heard back from the first winner, so congrats to Juli-Anna, who’s the new winner of A Shifter Christmas (The Lost Shifters, Book 8 ) by Stephani Hecht!

Congrats to Jase, who won Knight’s Fall (Boys in Blue) by Mia Watts! Congrats to Tracey D, who won His Christmas Present by Rachel Randall! Both Knight’s Fall and His Christmas Present are being released today by Total-E-Bound.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting My Cup Size Is Bigger Than Yours Guy (MCSIBTYG). Poor MCSIBTYG – cover artists just love to mess around with his hair. I’m sure you can guess how well that turns out for him…

, always

, couldn’t remember why he’d thought buying

was a good idea after he’d been

by

. Maybe something in the

had convinced him… or, more likely, it had been the

in the

that led to him waking up as

, roasting as if he were in the

. Alas, if he’d thought that

was impossible before, now he also had

to deal with. Plus he discovered that

, the more likely they were to be unsuitable love interests, easily distracted

. So, in the end, he went home alone and got drunk while watching

on his Tivo. The end.


“I just don’t understand… how can Mom keep putting up these pictures of naughty boys when she knows I don’t approve?!” -Mayhem