Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’re going to see what Torso Guy’s been up to since the last time he visited… (And please, keep alert so that you detect the photos in which the hand hooked into the top of his jeans has been removed!)
Torso Guy went on a
because he wanted to see
[I have no idea what this title was – if you ever figure out what productid 51 from Shadowfire Press was, let me know!]
again. While he was on his trip, he had a
in which someone was sucking on his
. (Y’all have dirty minds! Sheesh. What did you think was getting sucked?!?)
When he awoke, he realized that even though he’s so much
Larger Than Life [yet another cover now missing in action]
and, no matter what anyone says,
. After his dream of toe-riffic
, (Ouch! That’s nasty scar you picked up between photos, Torso Guy!)
he was ready to make a
(assuming he doesn’t shoot himself somewhere very tender, thus rendering his concerns of size completely moot), because
“More naughty boys. I grow displeased, Mom.” -Mayhem
34 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 31st (The Return of Torso Guy)”
LOL! I love where the cover artist has positined the title of Those Hills…
May – I think that’s your best photo yet!
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Ok without the hand that one pic just looks weird
Why does it look like I’ve seen this guy before…
You have been around Chaos too long, I swear you look and sound like Chaos today…
Panther Princess’ should be cute and all about self image – not dishing out threats..
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May, you look like a queen on her throne!
It looks like torso guy is about to shoot his privates off in that one cover. Ouch!
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Hehe 🙂 I am very amused by the gun photo. May looks quite imperious on her kitty throne.
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*puts head in hands from yet another entry in Chris’ Misadventures*
What in the world happened with the Benediction cover? Are those the skinny arms of an alien reaching around from the back and diving into his jeans to cop a feel? What???
*snort* priceless, absolutely priceless
Mayhem is such a prude. She needs to loosen up.
That scar is nasty. At first I thought it was a poor attempt at a treasure trail. It looks like his belly button is leaking.
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A scar, and various levels of “ripness” too!.
Yes, we do (or, I do) have a dirty mind.
(Mayhem, really. Haven’t you gotten used to seeing these boys??)
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:: sulking with Mayhem ::
I miss the pictures of purple buildings and automobiles…
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Ew- Nasty boys with nasty boobs!
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I can tell that tail swishing means a spunky kitty! Watch out for claws.
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I would have thought the scar would be on his side from his hand removal. 🙂
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OHh gosh… Naughty boys naughty boys…. LMBO!!!
The one with the scar is kinds creepy looking…
I hope the weekend was good to you hon!
And here is a to happy Monday! (IF that can happen!)
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Does Those Hills refer to his pecs? They are huge. He is at least an A cup easily.
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Mayhem, you must have more sway on Chris and her naughty addiction!
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It’s official, Toe-riffic Benediction is my new favorite phrase. I’m now trying to imagine conversations where I can sneak this in.
May you are beautiful. Tell your mama that picture should be framed.
The scar, the toes, the man-titty… torso guy lives an interesting life… but if he doesn’t put a shirt on and warm those things up, he’s gonna put an eye out!
And May, you ARE the center of the universe, no worries. Mom loves more than any torso guy out there…
For a minute there I thought you were going to do the other guy on the first cover. He crops up with alarming regularity too.
Jen: I’m still collecting photos of him! 🙂
OMG! No wonder he haz scarz!!! I think TorsoGuy is suicidal. Or at least WAY into masochism.
Ha, ha! Chris, you’ve outdone yourself with this one — great narrative! I, too, have to roll my eyes at photos of guys who stuff a pistol into their waistbands. I mean, talk about silly (not to mention, hazardous)!
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wasn’t it just last week a certain kitty was entertaining the idea of naughty boys?
Oh noes! Another Paw of Death!!
Oww, don’t pout, May. Your mommy’s GF’s are having so much fun with the naughty boyz! 🙂
Is it wrong that his uber definition makes me squick?
Mayhem just needs something naughty under her paw, and then she wouldn’t look so much like Chaos…
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LOLOLOL Omg “sucking on his Tootsies” another great laugh at Chris’s despite my exhaustion..
May you look very Queen like perched there on your comfy, is that a sheepskin?
Great post Chris!!
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Still LOL at the tootsie sucking and the gun down the front of his pants! 🙂 His man boobies are making me feel flat chested though.
May definitely looks displeased.
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Wonderful Panther Princess pose, May!
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“sucking on his tootsies” Blech!!!
(That is a great pic of May!!)
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That’s entertainment? bwahahaha!
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