Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 66th (The Return of the Return of Too Smooth Guy)

Congrats to Dianna, who won Accidentally His by Shawn Lane! Accidentally His was released by Amber Allure on March 20.

Congrats to Tracey D, who won Trust, Love, Submit by Kim Dare, and congrats to Sandy Jay, who won Treacherous Sun (Nu Hayven, Book 1) by Jade Archer! Both books are being released by Total-E-Bound today.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today weรขโ‚ฌโ„ขll be catching up with Too Smooth Guy. Make sure you keep an eye out for CrAG, too! You’ll be seeing some of these covers again in future Misadventures for the other guys on A.J.’s Adventures and Understanding Mark.


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, helped protect A.J. from

of the

, whose


had lured poor A.J. into

in the

, instead of into the

for which he yearned. All those


eventually led him into

from which

could extricate him. Now it was

: time to give up all hope of

, time to stop looking for

, time to just survive until


Ah, the suspense!! The faint sense of wooziness from trying to follow that semi-linear run-on narrative! ๐Ÿ˜‰

“ARGH!! There are more naughty boys than ever!!!” -Mayhem

31 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 66th (The Return of the Return of Too Smooth Guy)”

  1. One, these posts are the only good thing about Mondays!

    Two, I’m glad I’m home because I laughed aloud at Mayhem’s pic. That caption was too funny!

  2. That poor boy’s arms on “Masquerade” looks like something that could be surgically corrected. And did somebody really give a book the title “Demon of Christmas Past”? May, I’m pretty sure the naughty boys aren’t going away.
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  3. After the fifth or sixth, his large smooth muscles start to resemble a Macy’s Parade baloon.

    Wouldn’t that be awesome? Floating overhead? Thirty feet of shiny pink pectoral muscles?
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  4. Hey, the cover for November Rain should pay at least a bit of homage to Stephanie Seymour’s sassy wedding dress from the music video!

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