Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 236th (Torso Guy #2)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Torso Guy #2 – check out the original Torso Guy to see how they differ.

heard the

in the distance and realized he’d taken a

when he left

after having

– now he stood little chance of

in time for some

or two with the

and blissfully escaping his

s while

in sexy comfort at home.

Is it my imagination, or did that make sense? *squints*


“I despair of you, Mom, and I despair of all the naughty boys.” -Mayhem