Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! A few of you may remember all the way back to Part the Ninth, when we met Crouching Guy. I’ll wait here whilst you go take a peek and refresh your memories. Back? All comfy? Ok then. I think that today’s cover model is actually Crouching Guy, now standing (more or less) erect. Thoughts?
And now, on with our story…
It all started with
, poor thing!), who was trying to discover all of Rawley/Crouching Guy’s
while appealing to his
. Alas, poor Crouching Guy was too worried about potentially
to enjoy the delectable
that the sheik had provided.
Hmm. I’m not sure that makes any sense whatsoever!
“Surely you have found all the naughty boys there are to find by now, Mom?!” -Mayhem