Congrats to Melanie M, who won More Than Anything by Shawn Lane! More Than Anything was released by Amber Allure on October 30.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Biting His Lip Because His Pants Are Falling Down Guy (BHLBHPAFDG) – for some reason, cover artists really like to change his color. Keep an eye out for Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG), too!
were
for
to pay their
(golfing fools, the both of them) when their world was turned
by the arrival of a
, who exclaimed, “I can’t believe I just got here, and already
! You look like you’d be
, too, you big hunk – everyone would be green with envy! Do I need to make
that you’ll join me for some
at the
Restaurant?”
*blink blink blink*
Vampire kitteh wishes you a Happy Halloween, and could you please bring your neck a little closer? 
Wow, that green and blue colour is just….well words fail me. Is he supposed to be a Christmas elf or goblin or something!
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Eeep vampire kitties *runs away screaming*
He’s rainbowcoloured that dude, he must be gayfriendly
Ah, blue balls. That is the bane of the Skywalker. Scary (also the sickly green is… something I guess).
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Wow, some wicked fangs there. Happy Halloween and hope BJ#(#$%(G got his dinner.
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Whoa, I know you warned me but I still wasn’t prepared for all of those color changes. Is the green supposed to be an Incredible Hulk for Christmas look?
Happy Halloween, vampire kitty!
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He could also be known as “Dude With the Funky Arm Vein Formation”.
Whoa Chaos! Those are FANGS!
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OMG! Green with envy. Pretty funny.
Vampire kitty is scary!!
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My,my grandma what big teeth you have!
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*runs in terror from scary vampire kitty*
Hmmm, the Your-Face-Is-Going-To-Freeze-Like-That guy must be the other one on Upside Down and he DOES look anxious and weird.
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Val: Actually, he’s the other guy on Surf’n'Turf – that’s one of the few pictures of him where his face isn’t all scrunched up. Here’s a more typical example.
Something about that dude creeps me out (aside from the fact he’s a chameleon shifter). What’s he hiding behind his back?
P.S. I suddenly feel very sorry for mice.
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OMG, this is a good one b/c they don’t even make the pretense of changing the picture! They are all exactly the same shot if you don’t count the one with photoshopped hair. (I LOVE when they have photoshopped hair!)
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Kitties- Halloween is YOUR holiday.
That naughty boy is a little smug for my taste. Go bite his neck!
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Chris, take a look…
You, my friend, do.
Happy Halloween!
I’ve actually made it to your blog, and I’m commenting! I came looking for socks to compliment, but I guess maybe they’ll be up tomorrow?
Happy Halloween to Vampire Kitteh as well as to you and…whichever the other cat is (my apologies to them both, but I can’t tell which of them is in that photo), but I’m staying far away from those fangs.
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Also, those cat-ear braids are brilliant. Thanks for the link!
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I like him
Surprise
happy Halloween
Eek! No, I won’t come any closer to vampire kitty!
Happy Halloween!
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Love your Misadventure posts!
*runs away from vampire kitteh*
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My, that Skywalker is rather forward.
Biting His Lip Because His Pants Are Falling Down Guy – awesome name! Almost as awesome as Vampire Kitteh.
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Love Vampire Kitteh! And I feel sorry for poor BHLBHPAFDG… He was obviously was feeling quite bilious at one stage…
I think this has been my favorite Misadventures storyline thus far! Aside from the color, I also dug the photoshopped long, black hair;).
hope you had a spooky day, yesterday:)
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Those are some fangs – and that is quite possibly my favorite cover boy yet!
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He looks like he should be a hockey player.
OMG, that guy is new to me. I usually recognize at least one cover model and maybe a book cover or two.
Too funny, as always….
BHLBHPAFDG… LOL
Thank you and happy belated Halloween!!
LOL! Well done!
And no, Chaos. I rather like my neck where it is.
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