Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 94th (BHLBHPAFDG)



Congrats to Melanie M, who won More Than Anything by Shawn LaneMore Than Anything was released by Amber Allure on October 30.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Biting His Lip Because His Pants Are Falling Down Guy (BHLBHPAFDG) – for some reason, cover artists really like to change his color. Keep an eye out for Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG), too!

were

for

to pay their

(golfing fools, the both of them) when their world was turned

by the arrival of a

, who exclaimed, “I can’t believe I just got here, and already

! You look like you’d be

, too, you big hunk – everyone would be green with envy! Do I need to make

that you’ll join me for some

at the

Restaurant?”

*blink blink blink*


Vampire kitteh wishes you a Happy Halloween, and could you please bring your neck a little closer? ;)