Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 94th (BHLBHPAFDG)

Congrats to Melanie M, who won More Than Anything by Shawn Lane! More Than Anything was released by Amber Allure on October 30.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Biting His Lip Because His Pants Are Falling Down Guy (BHLBHPAFDG) – for some reason, cover artists really like to change his color. Keep an eye out for Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG), too!



to pay their

(golfing fools, the both of them) when their world was turned

by the arrival of a

, who exclaimed, “I can’t believe I just got here, and already

! You look like you’d be

, too, you big hunk – everyone would be green with envy! Do I need to make

that you’ll join me for some

at the


*blink blink blink*

Vampire kitteh wishes you a Happy Halloween, and could you please bring your neck a little closer? 😉

28 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 94th (BHLBHPAFDG)”

  1. I’ve actually made it to your blog, and I’m commenting! I came looking for socks to compliment, but I guess maybe they’ll be up tomorrow?

    Happy Halloween to Vampire Kitteh as well as to you and…whichever the other cat is (my apologies to them both, but I can’t tell which of them is in that photo), but I’m staying far away from those fangs.
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  2. Love Vampire Kitteh! And I feel sorry for poor BHLBHPAFDG… He was obviously was feeling quite bilious at one stage…

  3. I think this has been my favorite Misadventures storyline thus far! Aside from the color, I also dug the photoshopped long, black hair;).

    hope you had a spooky day, yesterday:)

  4. OMG, that guy is new to me. I usually recognize at least one cover model and maybe a book cover or two.

    Too funny, as always….

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