Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 65th (CrAG)

Congrats to Lori O, who won Memories by Valentina Heart! Memories was released by Silver Publishing on March 12.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today weรขโ‚ฌโ„ขll be meeting Crossed Arms Guy (CrAG). Keep an eye out for Slave Boy and Too Smooth Guy!

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of being

will come to naught after a few

. By then you’ll be

, begging Goldeneye, “

, please! You are my only hope for


*blink blink* Well, since I’m out of covers, this Misadventure is done! ๐Ÿ™‚

“Naughty boys, I sneer at you!” -Mayhem

28 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 65th (CrAG)”

  1. I’m glad to see that this model has mastered the full range of poses… arms crossed, looking slightly down over shoulder, slightly up over shoulder and level over shoulder. With a portfolio like that it doesn’t much matter what they do to his hair, does it?

  2. While I am ROFL, I’m also *waving feebly* on a Monday..

    This post is too funny Chris. Reading it has been the best part of my day.. lol

    That’s right you tell those naughty boys May!

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