Congrats to Lori O, who won Memories by Valentina Heart! Memories was released by Silver Publishing on March 12.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today weâ€™ll be meeting Crossed Arms Guy (CrAG). Keep an eye out for Slave Boy and Too Smooth Guy!
s, or you will be
and left behind bars with
. Then your
will come to naught after a few
. By then you’ll be
, begging Goldeneye, “
, please! You are my only hope for
*blink blink* Well, since I’m out of covers, this Misadventure is done! 🙂
“Naughty boys, I sneer at you!” -Mayhem
28 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 65th (CrAG)”
Hehe 🙂 And groan! 🙂
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OK, Crossed Arms Guy is scary! As is May…that sneer!
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Crossed Arms Guy and Slave Boy on the same cover? Eeep! Surely this is a sign of the Apocalypse.
I’m not sure which is scarier, CrAG with golden eyes or CrAG with long hair. 😉
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She should be sneering at the photoshopped hair. Ugh. I have seen some good photoshopped hair, really, why does most of it look like crap.
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Yes that hair is bad, but that goldeneye is creepy!
CrAG’s story read scarily like a real ebook blurb. You’ve featured that other dude on Wild Nights’ cover, haven’t you?
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Better watch it, naughty boys: those fangs look sharp!
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Mayhem, the boys are getting naughtier!!!
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ok, the Buy Me title is the best idea for a book name ever
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Hee hee, that was quite the uh, misadventure there.
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What did they do to his hair in the last cover? It is hideous!
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Ha, ha! That’s still a lot of covers. And May has a great sneer going on in her photo. 🙂
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*applause* One of your better ones!
Aw May, sneering does not become you.
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Dude! O.o Well at least this guy knows to stay away from long hair after seeing these covers. There are just some guys you can’t shag up. If you kwim.
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I’m glad to see that this model has mastered the full range of poses… arms crossed, looking slightly down over shoulder, slightly up over shoulder and level over shoulder. With a portfolio like that it doesn’t much matter what they do to his hair, does it?
Do you think he ever gets a sore neck from looking that way? He could be nicknamed: crick in the neck guy. lol
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I love these misadventure posts; they are too funny!
While I am ROFL, I’m also *waving feebly* on a Monday..
This post is too funny Chris. Reading it has been the best part of my day.. lol
That’s right you tell those naughty boys May!
LMAO. More genius. You are too funny.
Thanks once again for the Monday chuckle!
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Poor CrAG – double bad hair and creepy yellow eyes. The cover artists must not like him at all. I also feel sorry for the poor gladiators, caged up with creepy yellow-eyed CrAG.
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The bad wig/hair on Wild Nights made me snigger :).
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Oh May, you adorable sneering girl.
Cover artists really don’t like CrAG, do they? That gold eye is creeeeeeeeeepy.
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May, I’d be less concerned with the naughty boys, and more concerned with the girl on the cover of “Wild Nights.” She looks like a cartoon.
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I don’t know if it’s just me but the cover for Wild Nights looks weird. The hair on CrAG and the strange face of the middle body. Aside from the strange cover… very nice!! 🙂
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