“I couldn’t just sit here and let my name be besmirched!”
Chaos appears unconcerned (but blurry) about the allegations that his mom stole toys for him.
The rest of the story…
Knits and flicks
Saturday evening I went over to Jeanne’s to knit and watch movies (The Aristocats, In Her Shoes, and Playing By Heart). Oh yeah, and to eat and drink and be merry.
I worked on my April Opal socks and Jeanne made good progress on the P sock while “Pud” relaxed on her lap.
Bugsy spent some time glaring at me, one of his favorite pastimes.
Kreature might be Bugsy’s apprentice…
And Chaos hung out at home, keeping an eye on things.
“Shhh… This is my favorite part of March of the Penguins. Don’t those penguin babies look scrumptious?”
Flashback: Getting in the Dyeing Spirit
I joined Dye-O-Rama. It’s been a while since I sat down and dyed any yarn, but a few years ago, Jeanne and I and some other friends hunkered down and dyed up a storm one weekend. We wound a lot of yarn on our handy dandy homemade niddy noddies. (Note that Chaos wasn’t even born at the time of this dyeing adventure, but he was more than happy to check out the niddy noddy when I pulled it out for a picture earlier.)
“I think this might be just the thing for my little tool use development project…”
Yikes, you can barely see Jeanne behind all that yarn!
We gathered supplies…
The foaming, frothing pink isn’t something from Snape’s Potions class – it’s what you get when you mix vinegar and lots of magenta Easter egg dye tablets.
Here I am, very focused on dyeing some variegated sock yarn with Wilton’s before popping it into the microwave. You can also use Wilton’s in a dye bath for solid colors. Here’s a color chart with color mixing ideas, plus another mixing list from Wilton’s.
And finally, our yarn drying, as much out of the sun as we could manage.
“I wonder if I can make a spear out of this?”
Handwritten
My handwriting and signature are somewhat notorious for their inscrutability. But you can judge for yourself via this nifty handwriting meme… I first spotted this at Mim’s, although Julia’s post reminded me to actually do it.
Write a pangram on a piece of paper, sign your first name, take a photo of it, and load it onto your blog or upload into the flickr pool.
“And the yarn and tuna are where, exactly?”
Hitting the road next week
A while ago, I mentioned that I’m going to the Midwest Master’s in Neenah, Wisconsin. I just realized that I’ll be hitting the road for that a week from tomorrow! Woo-hoo!! It’s been way too long since I took a road trip or took any knitting classes.
I’m taking three classes – two from Anna Zilboorg and one from Merike Saarniit. I’ve taken a weekend seminar from Anna before and met Merike at that. I picked classes that sound interesting and that should also challenge me:
Exotic Stitches for More Than One Color – Anna Zilboorg (3 hours)
“Multi-colored knitting need not be stranded; many fascinating patterns are developed with one color at a time and a few simple techniques.”
- The multi-colored knitting I’ve done has been mostly self-patterning sock yarn and the occasional strawberry hat for a baby, so this is definitely a departure for me!
Twisted Travelling Stitches – Anna Zilboorg (6 Hours)
“Austrian twisted travelling stitches create patterns in high relief that resemble woodcarvings. They are easy to do with a few special techniques and a little practice.”
- Again, I’ve done a limited amount of textured knitting. I have a Door County Cable Sweater on the needles… but two years ago I hit a point in the pattern that confused the heck out of me and haven’t picked up the sweater since.
Rainbow Dyeing in the Microwave – Merike Saarniit (3 hours)
“Experiment with making your own hand-painted yarns or rovings in an efficient, no-mess, no felting or fulling, low water use method!”
- Gosh, does this sound like the perfect lead in for Dye-O-Rama or what?!
If anyone’s going to be at Neenah or is along the route between Minneapolis and Neenah and is interested in getting together to knit, let me know!
“I wonder if I can sucker extra food out of the catsitter… Mmmm… food.”
Random rambles
Wednesday randomness again, since I have no particular ideas for today’s blog entry.
Knitting excitement of the week was teaching myself Norwegian purling. I’ve been knitting continental and either purling by throwing in my own special very slow throwing method or by “scoop” (aka “combined”) purling. Combined purling produces a twisted purl stitch, so it’s great for, say, seed stitch in the round where you can knit into the back of the stitch next time to untwist it, but pretty much sucks for ribbing. Norwegian purling rocks. I can’t believe it took me so long to try it!
A few weeks ago, I wandered into Tuesday Morning to get some notecards and see what oddities struck my fancy. Imagine my delight at finding this candle:
“Why did you get an icky cookie candle? Didn’t they have a tasty tuna candle?!”
Here’s a shot without the lid – those are little wax chocolate chips that are loose on top of the candle:
Tragically, the candle turns out to be too strongly scented for me, so it’s gone to live with my brother. Maybe the angelfood cake or lemon meringue pie wouldn’t be quite as strong…
Last week, I picked up some Vesper sock yarn in the Strange Little Mama colorway. Fun! I think that covers all the yarns I’ve been craving…
Not to worry about Chaos not being in that picture. It’s a sunny morning here, so he’s busy lying on the floor in a sun stupor. He had a rough night. I pulled out the stove yesterday evening and rescued six or seven sparkly mice. Chaos hopped behind the stove as soon as I pulled it out, snactched SRM, hopped back out, and got busy playing. Some of that busyness included dropping SRM on my face in the middle of the night, trying to get me to play fetch instead of sleeping… exactly as relayed to Chaos from Cricket in the comments yesterday. Thanks a lot, Maeve!
“……………………………”
H is for…
Height.
I’ve been 5’9″ since I was in fifth grade. Haven’t grown even a fraction of an inch. This is good, because when I was two and they were estimating my future height based on normal growth curves and my height then, it looked like I was on track to be 6’5″ by the time I was 16! I’m easy to pick out in my class pictures from grade school – I’m the one looming in the middle of the back row. And I played a lot of basketball during grade school and junior high, even though I was terrible at it.
Interestingly, I don’t really think of myself as tall most of the time. I do when I’m shopping for clothes, since womens pants are nearly always too short for me; I mostly wear mens jeans. I also thought of myself as tall when I was doing the internet dating thing – it turns out that most guys might say they’re ok with dating women taller than they are, but in reality… they’d get weird about it.
That second piece of tape in the first picture? I was trying to figure out what Chaos’ Height is. Let’s just say that it’s not easy to measure a cat and this is the best guesstimate:
“Mom! How can I maintain my cat of mystery status if you share all my secrets?!”
“Hey, it’s kind of fun to pull this off the wall.”
Shortly after this picture was taken, this piece of tape became his new favorite fetch toy… No idea where SRM* has gotten itself to.
*Sparkly Red Mouse, Chaos’ all-time favorite fetch toy
Where I’ve knit and a shocking revelation about Chaos
Kat is having a contest – list five places other than your home or a knitting store where you’ve knitted. Here’s my list:
- With Christine Lavin before a concert (she signed not only a cd, but her chapter in Knit Lit, Too)
- During team meetings at work
- Out at happy hour with my coworkers
- The Ghost Ranch (where Georgia O’Keefe did a lot of her painting)
- Walking around Lake of the Isles in Minneapolis (this caused a runner to run backwards for a while to watch me)
And the place I always mean to go knit but never quite manage to make it to… The Smitten Kitten (a feminist s*x toy shop about 10 blocks away), which has a weekly knitting group on Sunday mornings.
I finished the cage liner and will send it off to Chris tomorrow! Although there might be a bit of resistance about that…
“What do you mean, this isn’t for me?! I demand tuna in restitution!”
What I particularly like about this picture is that, if you click on it and make it larger, you can see the tabby striping on the side of Chaos’ face. Chaos is not exactly a black cat – he’s a stealth tabby. He has ultra black tabby markings on a near black background. You can only see the stripes when he’s in bright sunlight, illuminated by a flash, or if you spend some time around a cat who’s really, really black, like Chaos’ mom Riley.
I’ll give you some time to cope with the shock. Do you think I need to bow out of the Black Cat Web Ring?
Scattered in the sun
A few oddiments… I’ve made some progress on my Sunny Sock.
Most of it while I was hanging out with some coworkers after work on Thursday. It was 82F. In April. In Minnesota. We drank and were merry.
I’m also making quite a bit of progress on the cage liner that I’ll send to Chris on Monday for her local Humane Society. Sadly, I’m almost out of orange Canadiana, so I’ll be switching to all black or to green and black.
“Helloooo? Is anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.”
“Smells… orange.”
Here are a few more songs for the playlist – some from the comments yesterday and some from cds I picked up at the library:
- Wimoweh (The Lion Sleeps Tonight) – Nanci Griffith
- Under My Thumb – The Rolling Stones
- Year of the Cat – Al Stewart
- Slappin’ on My Black Cat Bone – Tony Glover, Dave Ray, Big Joe Williams, & Spider John Koerner
- Devil’s Gonna Get You – Bessie Smith
- Black Cat Moan – Tiny Parham & His Musicians
- Black Cat, Hoot Owl Blues – Ma Rainey & Her Tub Jug Washboard Band
- Black Cat Bone – Lightnin’ Hopkins
- Black Ghost Blues – Lightnin’ Hopkins
It’s sunny and warm here, so I’m going to clean up my bike and hit the trails. Have a great weekend!
Chaotic playlists
Here’s the list of all the songs I received. I think the songs with the most suggestions were Love Cats (the Cure), Stray Cat Strut (the Stray Cats), Black Cat (Janet Jackson), and Cat Scratch Fever (Ted Nugent).
- (I can’t get no) Satisfaction – Cat Power
- 666 – Iron Maiden
- Accidentally Kelly Street – Frente!
- Addicted to Chaos – Megadeth
- Addressing of Cats from the muscial “Cats”
- Ain’t Misbehavin’, Django Reinhardt
- All Eyes On Me by Goo Goo Dolls
- Am I Evil? – Metallica
- Anarchy in the UK — The Sex Pistols
- Apres Moi – Eartha Kitt
- Back in Black (AC/DC)
- Bad Hair Day – Weird Al Yankovic
- Be Prepared(Music by Elton John, lyrics by Tim Rice–from The Lion King Soundtrack)
- Been Caught Stealing, Jane’s Addiction
- Big Strong Cat (My Puddy Tat Sylvester) to the tune of Big Strong Man (My Brother Sylvest) – Bard Marc Gunn
- Black Cat – Janet Jackson
- Black Kitty Paw to the tune of Black Velvet Band – Bard Marc Gunn
- Black by Pearl Jam
- Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair – Nina Simone
- Blister in the Sun — The Violent Femmes
- Boys of Summer by Don Henley
- Burning Down the House — The Talking Heads
- Canned Heat by Jamiroquai
- Cara Santa – tekameli
- Castles in Spain – Buster Poindexter and the Banshes of Blue
- Cat O’Nine Tales from “Cat-a Tonic” by Haynes/Walden
- Cat Scratch Fever – Ted Nugent
- Cat Nip Fever from “Cat-a Tonic” by Haynes/Walden
- Cat’s in the Cradle – Harry Chapin
- Catalyst by Anna Nalick
- Cats under the stars, by Jerry Garcia, on “How Sweet It Is”
- Chaos – The Church
- Chaos Reigning – Kim
- Chaos by Skold
- Chaos is Constant, by Chuck Thurau, on the album “Embracing Chaos”
- China Cat Sunflower, by the Grateful Dead, on “Hundred Year Hall”
- Clint Eastwood – Gorillaz
- Closer – Nine Inch Nails…
- Comfortably Numb – Pink Floyd
- Consume Me by DC Talk
- Copycat by the Cranberries
- Crossroads – The Black Cat Blues Band
- Cruel to be kind – Nick Lowe
- Daughters of the Kaos by Luscious Jackson
- Devil Inside by INXS
- Devil in Disguise – Elvis Presley
- Don’t Feed the Rats by Stephen Duffy
- Doris Day (or Pink Martini) – Que Sera Sera
- Every Breath You Take, UB40 (50 First Dates Soundtrack)
- Every Day by 27
- Every Move you Make by the Police
- Evil Woman
- Flight of the Bumblebee Composed by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, arranged by H.W. Davis
- For Once In My Life (Michael Buble or any version)
- Fragile by Sting
- Fresh Berries for You – The Mountain Goats
- From Chaos – 311
- Fun For Me – Moloko
- Hep Cat’s Love Song – by Cab Calloway
- Hero from Spiderman, 1st CD
- Hesitation Blues – Hot Tuna
- Hungry like a Wolf – Duran Duran
- I Walk the Line – Johnny Cash
- I Wanna Be Sedated — The Ramones
- I love being here with you by Diana Krall
- I will Follow Him – Lesley Gore
- I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
- I’m a Believer – by Smash Mouth
- I’m not Down – The Clash
- Ice Cream – Sarah McClaughlin
- Idle (the rabbit song) by HEM
- International Playboy by Buster Poindexter
- It’s Oh So Quiet – Bjork
- It’s all about Meow from “Cat-a Tonic” by Haynes/Walden
- Johnny B. Goode – Jerry Lee Lewis
- Jumpin’ Jack Flash – The Rolling Stones
- Jungle Boogie – Kool & the Gang
- Katmandu – Cat Stevens
- Literbox Boogie from “Cat-a Tonic” by Haynes/Walden
- Livin’ La Vita Loca – Ricky Martin
- Look What the Cat Dragged In – Rolling Stones
- Looks that Kill – Motley Crue
- Lovecats – The Cure
- Lying in the Sun – Stereophonics
- Martha, My Dear – The Beatles
- May the Bird of Paradise by Jimmy Dickens
- Meow Mix song
- More than Friends – Idle Chaos
- Morning Has Broken – Cat Stevens
- Mother – Danzig
- Mr Lucky by Henri Mancini
- Mr. Mistoffelees – from the Cats soundtrack
- My Doorbell – The White Stripes
- My Perogative – Britney Spears
- My Perogative by Bobby Brown
- Notorious – Duran Duran
- O Solo Meow from “Cat-a Tonic” by Haynes/Walden
- One Step Beyond – Madness
- One by U2
- Open that Can – Anne Price
- Our New Rock Kitty, by Ray Brigleb, on “Our New Rock Kitty”
- Pads, Paws and Claws – Elvis Costello
- Pads, Paws and Claws – elvis costello
- Pass the Dutchie by Musical Youth
- Pink Ears in the Window (sung to the tune of “Red Sails in the Sunset”)
- Princes of the Universe – by Queen
- Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat), Digable Planets
- Ring of Fire – Johnny Cash
- Rock Lobster – B-52s
- Sex and Candy – Marcy Playground
- Sexy Boy – Air
- (S)He’s a Maniac – Hall and Oates
- Siouxsie and The Banshees – The Staircase (Mystery)
- Slave to Love- Bryan Ferry
- Sledgehammer — Peter Gabriel
- So Called Chaos – Alanis Morrisette
- So Right from the movie Bell, Book and Candle
- So-Called Chaos – Alanis Morissette
- Sprung on the Cat – by Sir Mix-A-Lot
- Stray Cat Blues – Rolling Stones
- Stray Cat Strut – The Stray Cats
- Superman by REM
- Take Five by Dave Brubeck
- Temple of the Cat by Ayreon
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota – Weird Al Yankovic
- The Bumble Bee Tuna Song – Mephiskapheles
- The Jaws Theme – John Wiliams
- The Look – Roxette
- The Siamese Cat Song – from The Lady and the Tramp soundtrack
- The Wind, or alternatively, If I Laugh, by Cat Stevens, on “Teaser and the Firecat”
- The face I love by Andy Williams
- Theme Song from Get Smart – Irving Szathmary
- Tiger – Tangerine Dream
- To the tune of “My Favorite Things” – modified for cats
- To the tune of, “I’m a Little Teapot” – I’m a little kitty-cat small and black
- Top Cat theme tune
- Trouble – Pink
- We’re in this love together by Al Jarreau
- Werewolves of London by Adam Sandler
- What’s new pussycat? – Tom Jones
- When Worlds Collide(Powerman5000)
- Why Can’t I be You – the Cure
- Wild Cats of Kilkenny – The Pogues
- You Belong to the City – Glenn Frey
- You’ll Never Get to Heaven if You Break the Skin (sung to the tune of “You’ll Never Get to Heaven if You Break My Heart”)
- You’ve Got to Change Your Evil Ways, Baby
- Zombie Autopilot – Unearth
Inspired by the lists you sent, I put together a Chaotic Cat mix. I was surprised at how few of the suggestions I had in my music library, but I did my best.
- Black Cat Blues – The SaNa Band
- Cat Blues – Yoko Kanno (Cowboy BeBop soundtrack)
- Cat People (Putting Out Fire) – Giorgio Moroder & David Bowie (Cat People soundtrack)
- Cats – Holiday Ranch
- Fat Cat Keeps Getting Fatter – Squirrel Nut Zippers
- The Lovecats (Acoustic) – The Cure
- Some Cats Know – Connie Evingson
- Mean Eyed Cat – Johnny Cash
- Devil With The Green Eyes – Matthew Sweet
- Black – Pete Yorn
- Black – Okkervil River
- Why Can’t I Be You? – The Cure
- To Speak of the Animal – Mark Mallman
- Soak Up The Sun – Sheryl Crow
- Speak Of The Devil – Chris Isaak
- Devil In Disguise – J.J. Cale
- In the Sun – Joseph Arthur
- Sun Is Coming – Matt Wilson
- The Tigers Have Spoken – Neko Case
- Black Cat Blues – Buddy Guy
Thanks again to everyone who submitted a playlist! You definitely got me thinking, laughing, and inspired.
“You know I don’t approve of all this music and crazy dancing, so I’ll just hang out here in the cat carrier until things are calm again.”