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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 173rd (What’s up, Slave Boy?)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Slave Boy yet again. 🙂

Through

,

(

) painfully learned

when he took

and was led astray from

by

s and then

by the

into stealing

from

, who, after

, also lost his

, sobbing, “Why aren’t they

anymore?!”

Apologies to anyone who was trying to read that run-on aloud and has passed out from lack of oxygen.


“I’m not sure I can deal with more naughty boys…” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 123rd (Slave Boy drops by again)



Congrats to Nette, who won her choice of Left in the Darkness (Haven Coffee House Boys #2) or Tagged and Bagged (EMS Heat #14) by Stephani Hecht!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Slave Boy yet again. Onward!

meat dinner was completely unsatisfying,

. Not even

with seasonings or his infamous

,

,

, and

sauce could improve the mystery meat meal – although who much cared (or remembered) after that sauce?! Maybe it was all that booze or maybe it was

and fanciful

, but after Sage went to sleep, he had

filled with

,

for

. Alas, when he awoke, there was no escape from

(no matter how he much he avoided

) – elves don’t

performing random

or

, so he was stuck in

with the

.

Um… at least it wasn’t a single run-on sentence, right?! 😉


“I have had enough!! I am going to smack that naughty boy with my Deadly Paw of Smacking!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 99th (SBBG)



Congrats to SueM, who won Men Under the Mistletoe by Ava March, Josh Lanyon, Harper Fox, and KA MitchellMen Under the Mistletoe is being released today by Carina Press. (The stories will also be released separately.)

Congrats to Tracey D, who won While Under the Influence (Perfect Timing #8) by Kim Dare! While Under the Influence is being released today by Total-E-Bound.


From today through December 23, Keira Andrews is hosting  : “…a holiday extravaganza featuring giveaways, holiday recipes and more. ‘Tis the season for some hot man-on-man action.” Keira will be here next week to update us on how MtYG is going. 🙂



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Seriously Boring Blond Guy (SBBG). Keep an eye out for Smarmy Guy (you’ll recognize him, even though he hasn’t had his own post  yet) and Slave Boy!

,

had been friends since they were

, when they met at college in a required

they were all taking at the

. In order to pass the course, they each had to identify

of people who’d been arrested for infractions such as

,

, and

. Now, at their class reunion, they were toasting each other, hollering, “

! Let us drink

, of those glorious days before we hit the accursed

of graduation and everything went

!”

Huh. Yeah, I’m usually surprised with how these turn out, too.


*glares* – Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 93rd (Hello Again, Slave Boy)



Don’t forget to enter the contest for More Than Anything by Shawn Lane! Contest closes 7 pm CDT, October 28.


Congrats to Ella Jane, who won Bound for the Forest by Kay Berrisford!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Slave Boy, complete with an amazing number of hair color changes. Thanks to Jordan Castillo Price for the Irish Punk cover! (Don’t forget that you can hover your cursor over the cover to see the title as I used it in the Misadventure.)

out with the

on

was going great until they were pushed to the

by the

, who told them, “You must

and

if you don’t want to be accused of

and forced to

for

, who’s pissed that you ate all the

!” Buck and the Irish Punk crossed their fingers that they could

as they hoped for

before the King of the Queens had them

, never to be seen again…

O noes!


“Ignoring you and the naughty boys, Mom. That’ll teach you!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 65th (CrAG)



Congrats to Lori O, who won Memories by Valentina Heart! Memories was released by Silver Publishing on March 12.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Crossed Arms Guy (CrAG). Keep an eye out for Slave Boy and Too Smooth Guy!

and his

told the

of the

, “Get

s, or you will be

and left behind bars with

. Then your

of being

will come to naught after a few

. By then you’ll be

, begging Goldeneye, “

, please! You are my only hope for

!”

*blink blink* Well, since I’m out of covers, this Misadventure is done! 🙂


“Naughty boys, I sneer at you!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 64th (The Return of Slave Boy)



Congrats to Susan C, who won The Duty of a Beta (Pack Discipline #3) by Kim Dare! The Duty of a Beta is being released by Total-E-Bound today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Slave Boy. And keep your eye out for Looking Away Guy (LAG) (once), Shy Guy (once), You Can Do Your Laundry on My Washboard Abs Guy (YCDYLOMWAG) (twice), and Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG) (three times!). Whew. Onward!

While

,

finally came out – he was

and thus

so that he could embrace the

, hoping to avoid the

of the

that haunted him. However,

would only get him so far; he needed to be a

and chanting, “

!” if he was going to have any chance of avoiding the

generated by

. *tsk tsk tsk*

, won’t they?


“I. Can’t. Believe. My. Eyes. Are there an infinite number of naughty boys?!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photograph: Part the 43rd (Slave Boy)

Congrats to Shanna, who won Code Blue by Stephani Hecht! Code Blue was released by eXtasy Books Friday.

Congrats to Susmita, who won Gayish (G-A-Y, Book 12) by Kim Dare! Gayish is being released by Total-E-Bound today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Slave Boy. Here he is in Las Vegas, captured in the wild by Jordan Castillo Price, just for me. Thanks, Jordan!

It’s a bit odd that a tattoo parlor is advertising using a photoshopped tattoo, isn’t it? Onward!

Once upon a time, a simple

was living a quiet life in

, until he was kidnapped by

, marked with

, taken to

, and sold as a

. He was quite the

at the slave auction, where he was purchased by a burly mistress… he thought. It was only later, when he and his new “mistress” were

that he realized

and that

is not always what you get… or what gets you.


“Naughty boys? What naughty boys? I don’t see any naughty boys. Lalalalalalala.” -Mayhem