Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 28th (GtSHitAG)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography. Let me introduce you to Going to Shoot Himself in the Ass Guy – shall we refer to him as GtSHitAG for simplicity’s sake? Many thanks to Katie Allen for inspiring the name – no, no, I’m pretty sure she’s never shot herself there, or anywhere, actually. But really, only Katie can clear that up for us. 🙂

Said GtSHitAG, “

in the power of

, won’t you please steal away with me to my

and be my

?”

The end. What, it’s shorter than you were expecting? Well, I was in a bit of a mood yesterday when I was writing this post, so really, it’s a minor miracle I managed this! 😀


“Is it safe to look yet?! I don’t want to see that boy shoot himself in the butt! That just sounds messy. And also naughty.” -Mayhem

47 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 28th (GtSHitAG)”

  1. Just to clear things up, I have never shot myself in the butt…yet. I do have a firearms class this fall, however, and humiliation does love an audience, so I’m not ruling out the possibility that it could happen eventually.

    I’m a little disappointed that no one slapped bleached-blond hair on GtSHitAG. Unfortunately, they all (well, except for the cover where his head is completely chopped off) kept his douche-y facial hair, too. Great.

  2. LMAO! Thanks for my first laugh of the day.

    I wouldn’t volunteer to kiss it and make it better. You shoot yourself in the ass, you don’t deserve pity. I don’t even know if I’d give him one of those donut cushions.

    One of my students shot himself in the foot last year when he went to put his gun in his pocket. Yeah, I teach geniuses. When I asked what his parents said about the incident, he said, “Aw, they didn’t say nothin’. Dad done the same thing a few years ago.” Seriously, the apple did not fall far from that tree.
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  3. I’m with Eyre. I don’t sympathize with stupid, so if he shot himself in the ass I’m not going to do anything except ponder how you managed to live long enough to breed.
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  4. My weekend was all about the sleep. Slept from 8:00 on Friday until 9:00 on Saturday. I wanted to do it again last night. I think it’s the weather.

  5. Really, folks, he needs to move the gun to the front. If he’s dumb enough to risk shooting himself in the ass, he definitely doesn’t need to procreate.
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  6. I also hope the mood has lifted, Chris!

    You know, though, I personally find it refreshing to see a MiSP post that has women on many of the covers, too. Especially after finding several women duplicated on book covers. (None seem as embarassing as many of the guys you find, though. Wonder if that’s telling of gender differences…)
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  7. Going to Shoot Himself in the Ass Guy – OMG that is so funny! Do you think he hates his ass that much? That’s just too bad cuz it’s a nice ass. 🙂

    Hope you’re in a better mood today!!!
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  8. I’ve always been frustrated I can’t find this stock photo, no matter how and where I search for “man back gun” or “man goatee gun”. He seemed like he’d make a good Jacob (with his douchey facial hair, ha ha ha ha.)

    He’s also on Hell Cop 2 by Astrid Amara, Ginn Hale and Nicole Kimberling.

  9. LOL! Got to love the acronym! I’m kind of disappointed that there’s not a cover with blond plastic hair or even a candy cane substituted for the gun. 😉

    Hope you’re in a better mood!
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  10. Short but snappy – I like it 😉

    And it’s rather worrying that I just read Hide Out (which I loved) and didn’t see the gun on the cover…YIKES!
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  11. I’m so disappointed–and so is Chicken. She REALLY wanted to see that gun go off!! (Maybe if he was on some m/m covers, we’d see him get SOMETHING in the ass… sorry… I’m a perve… you knew that…)

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