Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography. Let me introduce you to Going to Shoot Himself in the Ass Guy – shall we refer to him as GtSHitAG for simplicity’s sake? Many thanks to Katie Allen for inspiring the name – no, no, I’m pretty sure she’s never shot herself there, or anywhere, actually. But really, only Katie can clear that up for us. 🙂
Said GtSHitAG, “
in the power of
, won’t you please steal away with me to my
and be my
The end. What, it’s shorter than you were expecting? Well, I was in a bit of a mood yesterday when I was writing this post, so really, it’s a minor miracle I managed this! 😀
“Is it safe to look yet?! I don’t want to see that boy shoot himself in the butt! That just sounds messy. And also naughty.” -Mayhem
47 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 28th (GtSHitAG)”
GtSHitAG….LOL! Awesome name, and fab acronym, for the dude.
Why am I not surprised that they actually FOUND 4 covers to put GtSHitAG on? I should be, but I’m not…
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Poor guy. I’m sure someone would offer to kiss it better if he has an accident. 😀
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I agree with May, but I think GtSHitAG might also be stupid it he shoots himself in the butt;-P
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Just to clear things up, I have never shot myself in the butt…yet. I do have a firearms class this fall, however, and humiliation does love an audience, so I’m not ruling out the possibility that it could happen eventually.
I’m a little disappointed that no one slapped bleached-blond hair on GtSHitAG. Unfortunately, they all (well, except for the cover where his head is completely chopped off) kept his douche-y facial hair, too. Great.
Thanks for clearing that up, Katie! Be careful out there.
Hmmm… maybe you could make a request for your next cover… 😉
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Chris- He better be careful, he may do himself a mischief…
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Very naughty, princess, especially if someone else shoots him there.
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LMAO! Thanks for my first laugh of the day.
I wouldn’t volunteer to kiss it and make it better. You shoot yourself in the ass, you don’t deserve pity. I don’t even know if I’d give him one of those donut cushions.
One of my students shot himself in the foot last year when he went to put his gun in his pocket. Yeah, I teach geniuses. When I asked what his parents said about the incident, he said, “Aw, they didn’t say nothin’. Dad done the same thing a few years ago.” Seriously, the apple did not fall far from that tree.
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I’m with Eyre. I don’t sympathize with stupid, so if he shot himself in the ass I’m not going to do anything except ponder how you managed to live long enough to breed.
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Short but sweet – I like it! Not sure what guns have to do with coffee in that first book though, unless he’s trying to wake up enough to NOT shoot himself in the ass. Love GtSHitAG’s name 🙂
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LOL!! This is my favourite stock photo post ever!
How many books could there be that need a cover illustration of a guy holding a gun behind his back????
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If only he would shoot himself in the butt. Not that you should look, Mayhem. Hope the mood has lifted, Chris.
Hmmm nice smooth back. 😉
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He’d better be careful with that gun. I don’t think he wants another hole back there. 🙂
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Someone get that guy a gun holster, STAT!
In general the quality of those covers are a bit better than some of the others in these series of posts. But it doesn’t get better than the name you have dubbed him with, LOL!
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When I first saw GtSHitAG – I got all excited thinking there were margarita’s involved! But, sadly, it was only guns…..
Oh my gosh.. The name suits him well… GtSHitAG… LMBO!!! Thanks for the laugh hon! Hope all is well..
And My Princess… I am not sure anyone would wan to kiss that boo-boo if he shot himself in the ass. I for surely would not want to!
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Oh good lord.. someone get that guy a proper holster before he does himself some damage! *shakes head*
He may want to shoot himself after that car rips through his lower body in the last photo.
Hope you are feeling better, Chris!
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My weekend was all about the sleep. Slept from 8:00 on Friday until 9:00 on Saturday. I wanted to do it again last night. I think it’s the weather.
*grin* Funny name!
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A mood? On a Sunday?
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For the love of all things holy, take the gun away from him, that poor poor ass!!!!!
Really, folks, he needs to move the gun to the front. If he’s dumb enough to risk shooting himself in the ass, he definitely doesn’t need to procreate.
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Chris, you really need a stronger editorial hand. Just call this guy Bullet Butt. Or Two-holer. Or, as Eyre kind of suggested, Dumbass.
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Hehe Bullet Butt – short and pitt(h)y….
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GtSHitAG – madness I tell you, Chris has gone mad…
That said – I really love his body..
Hey Mayhem – hope the weekend was some kinda wicked for you.
I also hope the mood has lifted, Chris!
You know, though, I personally find it refreshing to see a MiSP post that has women on many of the covers, too. Especially after finding several women duplicated on book covers. (None seem as embarassing as many of the guys you find, though. Wonder if that’s telling of gender differences…)
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Going to Shoot Himself in the Ass Guy – OMG that is so funny! Do you think he hates his ass that much? That’s just too bad cuz it’s a nice ass. 🙂
Hope you’re in a better mood today!!!
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perhaps you need a break??? hmmm… could it be that you are pushing a bit too hard??? hmmmm… well, just a thought…
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I’ve always been frustrated I can’t find this stock photo, no matter how and where I search for “man back gun” or “man goatee gun”. He seemed like he’d make a good Jacob (with his douchey facial hair, ha ha ha ha.)
He’s also on Hell Cop 2 by Astrid Amara, Ginn Hale and Nicole Kimberling.
Good observation Mayhem…
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LOL! Got to love the acronym! I’m kind of disappointed that there’s not a cover with blond plastic hair or even a candy cane substituted for the gun. 😉
Hope you’re in a better mood!
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GtSHitAG — Love it! Let’s hope the safety is on. 😉
Short but snappy – I like it 😉
And it’s rather worrying that I just read Hide Out (which I loved) and didn’t see the gun on the cover…YIKES!
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I know I am late, but I really love these posts! 😀 An yes, it would be very naughty for him to shoot himself in the butt, either literally or figuratively.
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I’m so disappointed–and so is Chicken. She REALLY wanted to see that gun go off!! (Maybe if he was on some m/m covers, we’d see him get SOMETHING in the ass… sorry… I’m a perve… you knew that…)
*ahem* He IS on two m/m covers, Amy. 😀
GtSHitAG indeed LOL And, what a cute butt–wouldn’t want to see it full of buckshot!
It’s okay May, you can peek now. Wow, your coat is extra shiny today..
Hey Chris I hope you are feeling better!
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Good call, May. Nobody wants to see that. 🙂