Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 217th (Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else [MBACG&TWWWRBAE])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else (MBACG&TWWWRBAE).

thought to herself, “That man isn’t going to put me behind the

and

!”, so she engaged in some

and began a

, declaring, “

, you’re not going to put me into

with that box of candy – I’ll be your

! Oh,

, dammit.”

Quite the twist on that last cover, eh?


“Naughty boys and naughty girls – things just keep getting worse!” -Mayhem

10 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 217th (Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else [MBACG&TWWWRBAE])”

  1. May looks so comfy in her cute purple basket.

    My theory is that Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else were having an affair. His husband caught them in the act and shot them – killing MBACG and mortally wounding TWWWRBAE with a bullet to the stomach. As she goes into shock and dies from the blood loss, the enraged killer (now filled with remorse), rolls her off the bed, shoots himself, and collapses against his dead husband in a final kiss goodbye.

  2. She’s not exactly “in the moment” is she? What can she be thinking?

    “Damn, if he doesn’t hurry up the bank will be closed.”
    “Did I leave the iron on?”
    “I must remember to email Mom about Thanksgiving weekend.”

    Or he carried her to the bedroom and accidentally whacked her head on doorframe and now the poor woman is concussed.

  3. OMG, LOL! She looks like a corpse or a Madame Tussauds doll. Mind-boggling that they keep using her over and over again as well. I can’t…

    Thanks for the laugh, Chris!:D

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