Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 190th (Here, Let Me Give You the Heimlich Maneuver Guys [HLMGYTHMG])

Congrats to Jane(PS), who won Beyond Reckless (2nd ed) by Ava March!

Congrats to Shellirie, who won Base Over Apex (Kinky Cupid #2) by Kim Dare!

Congrats to Antonia, who won Floodgates by Mary Calmes! Floodgates was released by Dreamspinner Press on March 3.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Here, Let Me Give You the Heimlich Maneuver Guys (HLMGYTHMG). Such a thoughtful young man, no? 😉

skipped out on

because they heard a rumor that

was going to

more time and beg him, “

” because

(no, not

like Poseidon’s last gift) compelled him to do so, but instead the Prodigal Brother had gone

and was



The end! Fortunately. 🙂

“Oh, look, more naughty boys. I’ll just be over here, ignoring them and cleaning my butt.” -Mayhem

12 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 190th (Here, Let Me Give You the Heimlich Maneuver Guys [HLMGYTHMG])”

  1. Well, at least these two belong in the same photo, not like some of the random compilations on some book jackets! 🙂

  2. Gray and Harrison, being new to the S/M scene, did not know that “Hurt Me Good” is sextalk code for “Master Poseidon, Please Allow One Of Your Half A Million Dead Cannibals To Photoshop My Hair Really Stupidly And End My Fledgling Modeling Career”. Alas, I too learned that lesson the hard way.

  3. I love the cover story you do, but I can’t lie I’m totally becoming a fan of the cat comment at the end as well.

  4. Woooot! As soon as I saw it was HLMGYTHMG, I hoped and prayed that this would include my favorite: hurt me good! Now THAT’S what I call PhotoShopping!!

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