Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 179th (It’s Not Polite To Stare Guy [INPTSG])



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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting It’s Not Polite To Stare Guy (INPTSG). There’s definitely a reason everyone uses the half-face stock photo – check out the full face version.

After the

-wearing

that he was actually a

, he disobeyed the

(with whom he used to be

), was trapped in the magical

of

, and subsequently had to visit some

.

Two weeks in a row that they make (some sort of) sense. O.O


“Hmph.” -Mayhem

6 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 179th (It’s Not Polite To Stare Guy [INPTSG])”

  1. You know, every time I see long hair added to a guy, my first reaction is “that’s a girl’s hair.” As if hair had gender. But I can’t help it women’s hair curls differently, at least in stock photos. Or maybe I’m just nuts.
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  2. hehehehehehe, I second you May! That blasted face with the red eye and wig really needed some skin rejuvenation! Good thing you are all above this May, you the bomb! hahahahaha

    ****you are getting good at this Chris. Wonder if one of these days an author comes up and actually make a book out of your misadventure blurbs. that book would be simply hilarious! hmmmmm****

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