Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 120th (The return of the return of the return of Too Smooth Guy!)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today weรขโ‚ฌโ„ขll be catching up with Too Smooth Guy. Cover artists love to photoshop his pants… with alarming results that make his photoshopped hair look great in comparison! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

from

would require

, along with some

provided by

(a

who got his power by

during the

). Poor Valor was captured under

during his

from

– he’d merely stopped for a cheap

beer, but somehow got caught in the

from that whole

kerfuffle and ended up

,

,

, and forced to search for

.

Hey, it rhymes! ๐Ÿ™‚

*hoping no one will notice the train wreck before the rhyming bit*


*sigh* -Mayhem

12 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 120th (The return of the return of the return of Too Smooth Guy!)”

  1. Is that pubic hair in Dark of the Moon? They photoshopped his pants right off?!?! Sheesh, give the guy some dignity.

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