Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 110th (The Return of Baddest Santa Guy)

Congrats to Tawnie and Chava, who won Mine by Mary Calmes! Mine will be released by Dreamspinner Press on March 5.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Some disturbing news, people – according to this stock photo page, the same model (Francesco Maria Curá) is not only Baddest Santa Guy, but also… brace yourselves… Smarmy Guy! 😮

couldn’t stop wondering

– he was sure it had to be something

ly delicious, and he hoped it would be

when he found out what it was. Maybe

, who had convinced him that

and so had him craving

, could tell him about the diet of elves! Besides being a handyman, Callum was a

and he used his theatrical expertise (plus his

) when he was


, what could be better?

Oh, I don’t know – how about a storyline that makes sense?! 😉

“Hmph. This boy seems exceptionally naughty. I do not approve.” -Mayhem

18 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 110th (The Return of Baddest Santa Guy)”

  1. Oh my, it’s really him! LMAO And you’re totally right, Mayhem. This um… boy is too naughty for his own good 😉

  2. I’m still waiting to find out what elves eat. Why is there no answer? Waaaahhh.

    Usually men with a beard that heavy have body hair. Where’s all his body hair? That’s a LOT of wax required I think.

  3. I don’t care! Whenever I see him I think of Gille Marini in Sex and the City and I just don’t care!

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