Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 68th (ISSAYWMSSG)

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting I Shall Stare At You With My Smoldering Stare Guy (ISSAYWMSSG). I’m sure I’ll find more examples of him – look at all the stock photos he has available!


decided he would try

as he searched

for signs of the

. Suddenly

appeared and informed him that

Puzzled, he looked up, saw a

, and thought, “If my

, I will have an

to enjoy

of which I’ve dreamed!”

Alas, it was then that he discovered he was on the

list. Having had enough of the

that seemed to imbue everything with

, he gave up on

and departed for

to play

. The end.

Are you as confused as I am right now?!

*glaring* -Mayhem

26 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 68th (ISSAYWMSSG)”

  1. I do so hope that there isn’t a cover of him wearing a fur coat & no knickers – not a great look.

  2. Seriously? There’s a book called “The Dr. says ‘Sniff for your Health'” Honestly? *stunned silence*

    However his little friend in Xavier’s Way I can totally get into.
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  3. Part of me wants to know what “Sniff for your Health” is about. The other part is very afraid. 🙂

    It does look like he’s been a busy boy. But what’s with the photo of him in the bright and apparently warm sunshine wearing a bulky fur coat.
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  4. LOL! Tam: “Sniff for your health” isn’t a book cover, fortunately – just a very odd use of a stock photo. 🙂

  5. Yes indeedy, that is one Smoldering Stare. Hence the warning “Sniff for your health.” If you smell smoke, your eyeballs are on fire!

  6. LOL, I’m not sure I followed much after The Dr. Says, “Sniff for your health.” I got that it wasn’t a book, but like everyone else my mind kept playing with it trying to make sense of it. What the heck was that a campaign for?! Sniff what? And how does it help your health?

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