Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 192nd (The Eighties Called and They Want Their Hair Back Guy)



Congrats to Joder, who won Fractured by Mickie B. Ashling! Fractured is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting The Eighties Called and They Want Their Hair Back Guy (TECATWTHBG).

were supposed to make

before their

, but the aristocrat could not fight his

any longer and decided that actions were

, so he ignored

e in his paperwork and spirited them away, out of

to a

, where he crooned to his servant, “

ever.” And that was that –

.

The end!

That one almost made sense, right?!


“Lalalala, I can’t see you, naughty boys!!!” -Mayhem

14 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 192nd (The Eighties Called and They Want Their Hair Back Guy)”

  1. while my family sleeps forever!!! s’creepy as fuck, that one.

    JUST YOU AND ME BABE. FOREVER. SOON AS WE TAKE CARE OF MA AND PA.

  2. It kinda looks like his legs on Loving Instinct and Come Cuddle Me are from a different person and photoshopped on
    -Or is that just me?

  3. Almost. Poor guy, he has luscious hair and just wants to share it. Btw, finding a guy with slightly longer hair or, God forbid, sideburns for historical is a pain in the ass.

  4. I KNOW Lee Brazil wrote those L.B. books! Y’all play too much, trying to hide behind erotic, compelling typography and DEsign.

  5. No, not just you Idamus, I also think that he looks broken in the middle on those two covers, though it hadn’t occurred to me that the legs came from someone else altogether! Lol

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