Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 78th (Haughty Blond Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Haughty Blond Guy. Brace yourselves – he’s completely clothed in every photo. 😮 (And remember, you can always hover your mouse cursor over the covers to see the title as used in the story!)


, the

will be very disappointed. They were hoping he’d be sold

, or that they could win him for

from the

r in

. Since they weren’t willing to risk

, one said to the other, “

– our

plan can still work if we seduce the

, using every trick of

that we know… unless

shows up to tell us that we’re

and out of

.” The end. Huh. I promise abs next week! 😉

“Thanks a lot, Mom. May’s on strike now – something about naughty boys? These boys don’t look very naughty to me.” -Chaos