Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 78th (Haughty Blond Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today weรขโ‚ฌโ„ขll be meeting Haughty Blond Guy. Brace yourselves – he’s completely clothed in every photo. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ (And remember, you can always hover your mouse cursor over the covers to see the title as used in the story!)


, the

will be very disappointed. They were hoping he’d be sold

, or that they could win him for

from the

r in

. Since they weren’t willing to risk

, one said to the other, “

– our

plan can still work if we seduce the

, using every trick of

that we know… unless

shows up to tell us that we’re

and out of

.” The end. Huh. I promise abs next week! ๐Ÿ˜‰

“Thanks a lot, Mom. May’s on strike now – something about naughty boys? These boys don’t look very naughty to me.” -Chaos

23 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 78th (Haughty Blond Guy)”

  1. Ohhh, Haughty Blond Guy! I can’t believe he is clothed! But, even clothed, he has obviously been busy *grin*

    Chaos – exactly! We so need abs ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Chaos, you got so lukcy this week. Mom’s a meanie – she knows how much May objects to the naughty boys but she’s letting *you* think there *are* no naughty boys.

  3. I still wince every time I see that poor blond guy on Afterthought. Major conditioning needed or a little less photoshop.

  4. Um…’kay. Chaos, May obviously has a lot to teach you about Naughty Boys. This one may not be the naughtiest, but he’s the haughtiest. (Ha!)

  5. I’m with Tam on the Afterthought cover. The one guy’s hair is definitely on the peculiar side. Also, it seems as if most of the cover art tries to jam in about three different objects — and Casino Caper and Double or Nothing are completely cluttered!

  6. LOL Chaos – you hit an unusual week here at Misadventures Haughty Blonde Boy seems to like to keep his clothes on. He is however not opposed to being sold!

    Another fun post Chris! I’m impressed with your ability to find the matching cover art! Wow.. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. I wonder if there is something wrong with his body? There must be because shirtless is kind of a requirement! Chaos, let Mayhem know that this was not the week to take a stand. These boys just aren’t naughty enough.

  8. I’m curious about this landlord character. Why does he have so much power? Maybe he will shut off the water if he’s displeased. I guess it could even be a female landlord. Or would it then be a landlady? Hm….

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