Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Haughty Blond Guy. Brace yourselves – he’s completely clothed in every photo. 😮 (And remember, you can always hover your mouse cursor over the covers to see the title as used in the story!)
If
, the
will be very disappointed. They were hoping he’d be sold
, or that they could win him for
from the
r in
. Since they weren’t willing to risk
, one said to the other, “
– our
plan can still work if we seduce the
, using every trick of
that we know… unless
shows up to tell us that we’re
and out of
.” The end. Huh. I promise abs next week! 😉
“Thanks a lot, Mom. May’s on strike now – something about naughty boys? These boys don’t look very naughty to me.” -Chaos
Is that one book about nazis..?
Ohhh, Haughty Blond Guy! I can’t believe he is clothed! But, even clothed, he has obviously been busy *grin*
Chaos – exactly! We so need abs 🙂
Chaos, you got so lukcy this week. Mom’s a meanie – she knows how much May objects to the naughty boys but she’s letting *you* think there *are* no naughty boys.
No naughty boys this week, Chaos. Maybe next week. Maybe HBG has been too busy to get undressed.
I still wince every time I see that poor blond guy on Afterthought. Major conditioning needed or a little less photoshop.
Chaos- Tell May to come back. He’s not haughty, he’s snotty.
Um…’kay. Chaos, May obviously has a lot to teach you about Naughty Boys. This one may not be the naughtiest, but he’s the haughtiest. (Ha!)
May! Where are you! There are no naughty boys around here! Chaos, you look very put out!
I’m with Tam on the Afterthought cover. The one guy’s hair is definitely on the peculiar side. Also, it seems as if most of the cover art tries to jam in about three different objects — and Casino Caper and Double or Nothing are completely cluttered!
Some of these covers make me wish I were a cover artist. I could hardly do a worse job on some of these.
It always amazes me how much mileage these companies get out of one photo.
As long as the abs aren’t scary like the ones in the background of “The Landlord.”
the poor guy who got a blond wig in Afterthought……. it’s awful!
Hehe 🙂 I don’t blame May for going on strike. Can’t you hear the groans from over here?
LOL Chaos – you hit an unusual week here at Misadventures Haughty Blonde Boy seems to like to keep his clothes on. He is however not opposed to being sold!
Another fun post Chris! I’m impressed with your ability to find the matching cover art! Wow.. 😉
I wonder if there is something wrong with his body? There must be because shirtless is kind of a requirement! Chaos, let Mayhem know that this was not the week to take a stand. These boys just aren’t naughty enough.
I’m curious about this landlord character. Why does he have so much power? Maybe he will shut off the water if he’s displeased. I guess it could even be a female landlord. Or would it then be a landlady? Hm….
Sounds like a very convoluted afterthought plan.
Love how his head is just kinda on the floor on the 1st cover.
Next week, just don’t give us green abs, hunched shoulders, missing forearms, and man-titty that looks suspiciously … unmanly. ‘Kay?
ah, not fair, Blondy should be taking some of the clothes off 😀
I’m with Blodeuedd, I was thought he looked like a Nazi too.
You certainly named this guy right – he’s going to get wrinkles if he doesn’t stop that expression!
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That landlord just has to ruin everything!
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