Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the Sixteenth (Meet Underwear Guy)

Meet Underwear Guy, who appears in two different poses. The first is the “Hey, check out my underwear pose” below, which doesn’t seem to be holding the female model’s attention, does it?

The second it the “Let me just slip out of my underwear” pose – looks like that pose caught her eye, hmm? (Carefully, lady, you just might get an eyeful…)

His underwear can be Photoshopped to a different color…*

or decorated to be more fun…**

Or even turned into pants!

Turning his underwear into pants is not restricted to the “Let me just slip out of my underwear pants” pose, either! (So versatile!)

What? You don’t care about his pants or underwear? Um, well, ok, we’ll hide ’em and we’ll give him long blond hair instead. How’s that?

…or maybe not. The female model looks somewhat perturbed, doesn’t she?

*At the time of this post, I counted 17 different “Lust Bites” titles using this cover. Might have to do an entire post using all those “Lust Bites” titles to tell a little story…

**Someone else can analyze that cover and let us know if the hearts show appropriate distortion based on location…

Poor sleepy Chaos… All four of his paws, plus the tip of his tail, are in this picture. Can you identify each bit?

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn* -Chaos

37 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the Sixteenth (Meet Underwear Guy)”

  1. Actually those hearts aren’t done too badly, they don’t look completely painted on top over folds and wrinkles. And yes I noticed Kris. Sig. What does tat say about me?

    He does have nice abs though.

  2. Why must they insist on illustrating long hair on the hunky men? It very rarely looks good – and even less IRL!!!! I have no idea why most long haired men don’t understand the benefits of conditioner.

    Chaos… you are just begging to be picked up by all your feet! That is a strikingly similar pose to my Gidget’s “bloated dead cat” 🙂
    .-= Miranda´s last blog ..REVIEW: Switch =-.

  3. The heart at the tip… yes Kris, I noticed it too. 😉

    Fun post. As for Chaos, I think I see them all but if you hadn’t said they were there I don’t think I would have.

  4. *snrk* The hearts don’t show nearly as much distortion as I would expect for all of the fabric wrinkles. The clincher for me was the one on his right (forward facing) thigh which looks like it has 3 or 4 wrinkles in the fabric but the heart image is basically undisturbed.

    My close analysis made me wonder why they used a little heart on his front, but then I decided to let sleeping dogs lie.
    .-= Seanna Lea´s last blog ..pumpkin to cure my ills (and geekery) =-.

  5. The first cover, they TOTALLY underlined his cock with the curvy top of the T. Maybe they want your eyes to follow its length… “look, he-re for penile location”. It’s a complimentary service the publisher uses. “I haz kok. Iz found fur u hir.”


  6. I’m just waiting for someone to inform us what heart-sploo tastes like. 😀

    Actually, I was looking at his lips. They’re very tantalizing.

    Chaos looks more like Serenity in that pic. (Don’t repeat that to the kitties, though.)
    .-= K. Z. Snow´s last blog ..You knew THIS was coming! =-.

  7. I *can* identify all 4 sets of toes (and can tell front from back) and the tail! (years of black cat practice maybe? LOL)

  8. What is it with the long blond hair replacement?!

    The edges of the hearts line up too neatly across the folds.

    I swear they added a bit of extra shading in The Arrangement but the only comparison is with heart guy.
    .-= Sydney´s last blog ..Welcome to Spring =-.

  9. Maybe the chick looks perturbed because she got stuck with such a slut. LOL And that blond hair…it borders on disturbing. How could anyone photoshop bad blond hair on him and think – yeah, looks great! ???

    Spotted the 4 paws and the tail on Chaos! So proud of myself. 🙂

  10. Hey honey, day late dollar short, that is the story of my life!!!
    But I am here none of the less… EDJ was a b*tch today! Sorry.

    Hope all is well and yes, you gave me the giggles like you always do, lmbo!

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