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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 102nd (The Return of Underwear Guy)

Congrats to Gina, who won Blind Space by Marie Sexton!

Congrats to Azure J, who won The Gallows Tree by RJ Scott!

Both Blind Space and The Gallows Tree were released by Silver Publishing on January 7.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Underwear Guy


, it was


because the

would not stop

with pictures of their hot

and rhapsodizing over

, then telling her she had not the

for any

since the personal trainers wouldn’t get


s with anyone but naughty boys, no matter what Tamara thought her

was telling her. Said Tamera, “Your cruel taunting does not

at all! But I’ll have the last laugh, because you’ll

. After all,

, even on the


Huh. As I’ve mentioned before, the endings are always a surprise to me, too. 🙂

“Calling a book about naughty boys Naughty Boys seems like overkill to me. It should be obvious without the title!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the Sixteenth (Meet Underwear Guy)

Meet Underwear Guy, who appears in two different poses. The first is the “Hey, check out my underwear pose” below, which doesn’t seem to be holding the female model’s attention, does it?

The second it the “Let me just slip out of my underwear” pose – looks like that pose caught her eye, hmm? (Carefully, lady, you just might get an eyeful…)

His underwear can be Photoshopped to a different color…*

or decorated to be more fun…**

Or even turned into pants!

Turning his underwear into pants is not restricted to the “Let me just slip out of my underwear pants” pose, either! (So versatile!)

What? You don’t care about his pants or underwear? Um, well, ok, we’ll hide ’em and we’ll give him long blond hair instead. How’s that?

…or maybe not. The female model looks somewhat perturbed, doesn’t she?

*At the time of this post, I counted 17 different “Lust Bites” titles using this cover. Might have to do an entire post using all those “Lust Bites” titles to tell a little story…

**Someone else can analyze that cover and let us know if the hearts show appropriate distortion based on location…

Poor sleepy Chaos… All four of his paws, plus the tip of his tail, are in this picture. Can you identify each bit?

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn* -Chaos