Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Hand Bra Guy. Thanks to Emma Sea for the name! Keep an eye out for the covers that give him a body transplant. 🙂
After returning from
ing the
and being rejected by
under the
,
‘s heart was as
– he didn’t believe he would be able
until, in
, he got to know
,
, who was a
to whom the Enchanted Earl gave his
after hearing Ragnar’s voice crying, “
, hiding
! Don’t leave me alone in the Cubed Dragon’s Den!”
Now THAT was a run-on. 😀
“Mom! Stop photo effecting at once!!!!” -Mayhem
I reckon he’s a distant cousin of Wind In Hair Guy… or shares the same hairdresser 🙂
Not sure which is more frightening…the story/sentence/naught boys or Mayhem!
Chris- Maybe he should contact Playtex about a Bro- or Manseirre?
Okay, why does Siren insist on stretching the hell out of all their graphics? Can’t they just keep the proportions the same? It makes me nuts.
I also always imagined that anyone named Ragnor the Just (not that I imagined anyone named Ragnor before) would look more like the cover of an 80’s bodice ripper with muscles for miles, not a swim team twink. Who has nipple shyness.
He looks kind of cute in the Grimm book though.
Chris, I love these! Run-on all you like!
Ooh, a ghostly, glowing, disapproving Mayhem this week. 🙂
Why is he holding his moobs?
Spooky mayhem!
May, if you think those special effects are bad, just think at least you don’t have to be hand bra guy in a cubed dragon’s den (whatever that is, it can’t be good).
is the dragon cubed or the den? my head is spinning.
i think may looks good glowing.
sorry about lack of caps, my right arm is in a sling.
These are my favourite posts from you. Always so funny.
Mayhem, you look mah-velous!