Mayhem’s great ennui

My apologies to all of you who’ve been suffering through my blog being very slow the past several weeks. I started to put in tickets about the problem over the weekend, so hopefully things will improve in the next day or two.

“I’m so bored. I wish Mom would get the magic goldfish wand toy out of the closet* and play with me.” -Mayhem

*Mom doesn’t get the magic goldfish wand toy out of the closet very often, because if Mayhem plays with it too frequently, she becomes so overwhelmed that she isn’t able to move anymore and just twitches…