Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 95th (The Return of Neck Crick Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! It’s been a long, long time since I featured Neck Crick Guy – shall we see what he’s been up to? If you’re curious, here’s what his original stock photo looks like.



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and the

in such an

kept them from the


Alas indeed…

“There can’t really be an infinite number of naughty boys, can there?!” -Mayhem