Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 95th (The Return of Neck Crick Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! It’s been a long, long time since I featured Neck Crick Guy – shall we see what he’s been up to? If you’re curious, here’s what his original stock photo looks like.

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wanted to have a

on the

, but since they were

and

as part of agreeing to

(

!), there wasn’t much they could do about it. But alas, a

and the

in such an

kept them from the

.

Alas indeed…


“There can’t really be an infinite number of naughty boys, can there?!” -Mayhem