Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 124th (The Return of Starey Glarey Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today weโ€™ll be catching up with Starey Glarey Guy (SGG), who has been very, very busy…

Says SGG, “First I was bitten and

, then


, and

, a

who was

and could

with just a glance, at

in the

. Although I was a

be sure, when the

finally settled into place one

night, I’m sure you could

for miles.”

Curses. I couldn’t quite make it work as a single spectacular run-on sentence. ๐Ÿ™

*radiates disapproval and disappointment* -Mayhem