In which I discover it wasn’t raccoons ransacking the trash

“Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.” -Mayhem

“Oh! Shiny!” -Mayhem

“Mom!!!! I told you there was nothing to see here!!” -Mayhem

“Hmph. I bet you’re going to portray this in the worst possible light, aren’t you?” -Mayhem

“I’m outta here.” -Mayhem