Below you will find an uncaptioned picture of Mayhem. To play, simply leave your caption in the comments of this post by 6 pm CDT (*whimper*), Tuesday, March 11. A winner or two will be chosen randomly (although I reserve the right to ask someone to judge the captions). Knitters will receive a knitting related prize; non-knitters will be brutally forced to learn to knit… wait, no, that’s not right. non-knitters will receive a non-knitting related prize. Let the captioning begin!
[Contest is now closed, but feel free to leave captions!]
“………………………………” -Mayhem
big kitty are you sure mom said I could eat all that tuna?? I…..I….. I’m gonna barf!!!!
aaaawwww Chaos mom got big chopsticks out again….
“…and you are?”
Okay, I thought of 2 more..you don’t have to re-enter me, but I HAD to share:
does this make me look fat?
OR
Invizble trumpet, I blowz it.
“Mumps! I has them!”
(I’m probably dating myself horribly by even mentioning mumps.)
“MMMMMMMayhem.”
or
“I Kan Haz Sneezezz?”
Get some Odor-Eaters Now!
Gonna…. Sneeze….
“Ewww, Big Kitty! What did you have for lunch?” or “Ewww! Open a window!”
Eye chart… What Eye Chart?
“Mom, he’s staring at me!”
Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Mom said if I make this face again it will stay this … HEY! Not funny!
I swear if you make the pain stop, I’ll never touch the catnip again!
“mom, next time you shoot sleeping kitties, please turn off flash first… please.”
“OMG big kitty! What did you eat?!”
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
DUUUUUUDE! I smell nip!
hee heee heee–that isn’t an entry, just a response
The vet?!?!
I’ve fallen asleep, and I can’t get up! I thought CDT stood for ‘Cat Dining Time’. No fair…
“I tried cat nip once. I did not swallow.”
“I just had the best dream. You were there, and you had fish.”
If I close my eyes, that damn camera can’t see me.
“sniff.. snifff… eeewwwww… Mom, who has the acrylic in their knitting bag”
How dare you wake me up for this?!
This is my Punxsatawney Phil impression. Six more weeks of winter? OK by me–I has a fur coat!
Mom, don’t you have any fresh nip? I think Chaos has been rolling in this stuff.
Oh man, I shouldn’t have had that last slice of pizza!
Aw, man, I should’ve listened to Mom when she told me my face would freeze like this one day!
Canary? What canary?
“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east…no, wait, it’s Chaos.”
“Ewwww, Chaos; what have you been eating?”
“Dahlin, I have NO need of rehab…”
Ewww, that wool sure is rangy smelling.
Mwah!
My oldest originally said “someone didn’t brush their teeth this morning!”
but that is taken.
So she came up with “ok, who farted???”
I came up with, “Chaos got me again! Ma!!!”
My youngest said “wink Wink”
I can haz a good time….dis is teh hangover.
Oh boy, ate TOO MUCH TUNA last night. Suffering BAD now. Let me sleep PLEASE!
“I’m a model, you know what I mean, and I’ll do my little turn on the catwalk!”