Free to good (or, preferably, bad) home

Hockeymom’s having a contest – suggest some potential projects for her new yarn and you could win some yarn of your own. Contest closes December 14.

Have you read these cats’ letters to Santa?! Brilliant. Only wish I’d thought of it myself. Hee hee – Mama Tulip, what do you think Chewy would ask Santa for? To be flame retardent, maybe?!

At the beginning of October, I purchased a couple skeins of the new fall Meilenweit colors. I took the skein of Stile (color 8004) to the hospital with me and discovered that the colorway, so extraordinarly lovely in the skein, was butt ugly knitted in whatever pattern I first tried. (I didn’t even document what that pattern was and have obviously blocked it out of my memory.)

After I got home, I ripped out that heinous sock and started another one. This time I used a slipstitch rib, hoping the slipped stitches would help… They did not. You might think, from the picture below, that these socks aren’t too bad. Ha! That’s because the taupe is hiding. In real life, the taupe jumps out and somehow unbalances and ruins the colorway. (Well, for me, obviously.)

This sock irked me enough that I’ve apparently never mentioned it on the blog – even though it’s been on the needles since October… Last night I got tired of it lurking around and decided it needed to be gone. So, if you’d like a mostly knitted sock (um, not really sure what size it is – it would fit my SIL, but damn, I can’t in good conscience give her such ugly socks) and its attached ball of yarn (needles not included) and promise to give it a bad good home, be the first person to leave a comment requesting said ugly ass yarn. How’s that for a sales pitch?! 🙂 ETA: Congrats (???) to Brigitte, who was the first human to request said skein!

A few more pictures – please note that neither yarn nor needles were harmed during this photo shoot, although I think Mayhem was totally nonplussed at how uncharacteristically involved Chaos got…

“Oh, good, I’ve been waiting for Mom to put some needles on the floor – I have something between my teeth that I just can’t get out…” -Chaos

“That needle did the trick! Damn, this is ugly yarn. What was Mom thinking when she bought it?” -Chaos

“Hmm… I really couldn’t begin to guess, big kitty.” -Mayhem

“Do you think it would look better if we tangled it up a bit for her, big kitty? I think most things look better when tangled.” -Mayhem

“Oh, good idea – let’s!” -Chaos

32 thoughts on “Free to good (or, preferably, bad) home”

  1. Oooooo! I’ll take it!!! Unless Merlin is asking for it… 🙁

    Hee, it cracks me up the way Mayhem calls Chaos “big kitty”!

    (Aren’t those letters to Santa hilarious? I swear – Jetsam is perfect for Mayhem and Gandalf!)

  2. you better keep knitting, that sock is going to make your feet really cold in that Minny winter. or wait a second… is that a normal sized sock and that’s a giant’s foot?

  3. OK, that’s really quite ugly. I think Chaos and May really need to supervise your knitting purchases from now on. I think we should put you on probation. 😉

  4. I am pretty catholic in my taste — tasteless might be a better description — but even I can see the ugliness in that colorway. I shall spare you the description of what it started to remind me of.

    On the other hand, if I had gotten here earlier I probably would have asked for the yarn and sock. No accounting for taste[lessness].

  5. errrr- I see why you are donating it to someone… maybe it would be pretty if knit and felted? or woven into something else? and then again, sometimes it just isn’t worth the effort (grin)

  6. Okay, I looked at the first picture and I thought, “that doesn’t look too bad.” And then I kept going… and in the pictures with the kitties, the yarn doesn’t look so hot. Maybe it’s just when being compared to cute black kitties that the yarn looks icky? In that case, Brigitte will need to keep it away from Gandalf.

  7. The colors look fine to me – in the skein. I’m not a huge fan of multicolors knit up unless it’s stockinette stitch…

    Finally! The kitties get to have fun.

  8. It must be your world-class photographic skills because my first reaction on opening the blog (after a root canal 🙁 ) was, “ooh. pretty socks.”

    I assume since you are still posting that the ice storm of which I have heard so much has not laid you low?

  9. Chris?
    What needles are those? They sorta somewhat resemble SB’s.
    ???
    Love the kitty pics! (as usual) and the yarn is…well…interesting… glad it found a happy home!
    (((hugs)))

  10. I’m glad you enjoyed the cats’ letters, it was fun to post them. Of course, I know if they *could* write to Santa, the letters would really be like that!

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