Random Post of Randomness and Poop

  • I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that our two weeks of glorious sunshine have given way to a week (so far) of clouds and rain.
  • I miss the sun.
  • The snow is mostly gone, since it’s also been unseasonably warm.
  • I think I’m preparing for the start of Daylight Savings Time this weekend by already feeling tired.
  • Ok, I’m back. The previous reminded me that some of contests from yesterday’s linkity post actually end in EDT/CDT instead of EST/CST. All fixed now.
  • I have started a new pair of socks.
  • I’m already past the heel and into the leg on the first sock!
  • Too bad my sister-in-law’s birthday is tomorrow and I’m sure she really wants two completed socks instead of one sock, 2/3 done.
  • Earlier this week, I was sitting innocently on my couch, type typing away on my laptop when a yowling black blur of stench hurtled past me and shit-o-caust arrived in my living room.
  • *blink blink*
  • What caused this most horrible and inauspicious event?
  • Chaos exiting the litterbox at high speed with poop attached to his butt by one of my hairs that he’d consumed.
  • He was, apparently, fleeing in terror from the poop chasing him.
  • I must have missed the chapter in the cat owner’s manual where it prepared you to have to chase down your pet as he fled from his own poop, hold him down, and clean his butt with toilet paper.
  • Because? I’m pretty sure I’d have remembered that chapter.

“Have no doubt that I will get you for sharing that, Mom. And also? It never happened.” -Chaos

59 thoughts on “Random Post of Randomness and Poop”

  1. LOL Ah yes the poop droop – it happens with pooches too, and you are quite correct, they left it out of the owner’s manual.

    Hey one sock 2/3 done is better than no sock right?

    I hope you are enjoying a great weekend Chris.
    .-= Lea┬┤s last blog ..May I Have Some Cheese Please? =-.

  2. I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read Chaos’ latest…
    They’re hysterical when they do that. Positively terrified of the thing that’s “got them.” You missed that chapter? Hard to believe it’s taken so long for one of them to display this behavior (or maybe I just have older cats?)…
    (((hugs)))
    .-= Knitnana┬┤s last blog ..Backlog… =-.

  3. Dear Chaos ~ I will contact you re: Kitty Jihad and World Domination Plan (KJWDP). I think we can help you deal with your mom’s “funny” blog post.

    Sincerely,
    Tess
    .-= Bridget┬┤s last blog ..Sometimes … =-.

  4. Poor Chaos. He should be glad you didn’t take photos for the blog, at least.

    Remember old fashioned xmas tree tinsel? I had a cat once that loved to eat it. It always came out the other side in just this fashion. Yet another reason not to put tinsel on the tree.
    .-= Lorette┬┤s last blog ..The Church Of Bluegrass, Days 1 & 2 =-.

  5. OMG, too funny. And then again, not so much. We have poopy butt problems around here with Mittens, but nothing quite like that — yet.

  6. ha ha
    oh sorry Chaos
    ha ha
    truly, I’m so sorry dear Chaos
    ha ha…

    oh dear….. in this household, it is normally at Christmas time this happens, after one of the girls got into the ribbon under the tree. (or perhaps it will happen tomorrow, since one of the kitties got into my yarn bag… ahem)

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