Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be trying to catch up with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG).

Unfortunately for

, he couldn’t resist the

of the

and

(even though he knew

), so he wasn’t terribly surprised by

, which left him

and feeling like

in the middle of a

, where he’d been

(looking very

) – hoping the

would follow the

and not decide to turn the

into

…

Whoa. I feel dizzy after that one!

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“I can’t believe you continue to find so many naughty boys, Mom!!” -Mayhem