Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 118th (The return of the return of Baddest Santa Guy)



Congrats to Ann Roberts, who won the grand prize in the Beat Your Winter Blues blog tour with her comment here!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be trying to catch up with Baddest Santa Guy – and this time, he actually makes it out of bed. 😉

While

was well aware of

, he couldn’t resist using some

,

, and

to speed up the

he was

would be a success, since he had no intention of stopping until

was

. He didn’t expect

to make any trouble, but ever since he’d

her plan to be

, she’d taken to muttering, “

, but you won’t get a

with the

, you jerk” whenever he was near. So he waited until the

, when he knew her

and engineered a

that ended with her as a

.

The end! Just in case you were worried about how much sense some of the recent Misadventures have made… 😉


“Is the naughty boy gone? Is it safe to come out yet?” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 110th (The Return of Baddest Santa Guy)



Congrats to Tawnie and Chava, who won Mine by Mary CalmesMine will be released by Dreamspinner Press on March 5.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Some disturbing news, people – according to this stock photo page, the same model (Francesco Maria Curá) is not only Baddest Santa Guy, but also… brace yourselves… Smarmy Guy! 😮

couldn’t stop wondering

– he was sure it had to be something

ly delicious, and he hoped it would be

when he found out what it was. Maybe

, who had convinced him that

and so had him craving

, could tell him about the diet of elves! Besides being a handyman, Callum was a

and he used his theatrical expertise (plus his

) when he was

and

, what could be better?

Oh, I don’t know – how about a storyline that makes sense?! 😉


“Hmph. This boy seems exceptionally naughty. I do not approve.” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 101st (Baddest Santa Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Baddest Santa Guy

,

, wanted to make sure

was

, or, basically,

by giving him as

(plus he hoped it would be

for Jesse, instead of the

he usually got). Jesse’s first words upon being presented to Santa were, “

” and then, “Whoa, check out

!”

and some

later, he was

, making him

through to his

.

Erm. Yes. Moving right along!


“Wait a minute… Santa Claws is a kitty, not a naughty boy!” -Mayhem

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