Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 38th (Revisiting Candy Cane Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! I’m sure you’ve all been dying to find out what Candy Cane Guy’s been up to since the last time we visited him, right? Just nod and smile, everyone. 🙂

Candy Cane Guy fell

because his


had a bit of a temper tantrum while they were trying to find the

. This left him in



who kept insisting that

and that he should be

and putting himself

in order to experience a



I’m going to end the story here, so you can all gawk at that cover. Yes, that really is Candy Cane Guy’s body. See?

“Oh no, now there are mutant naughty boys?! Eeeeek!” -Mayhem

33 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 38th (Revisiting Candy Cane Guy)”

  1. His buddy on the After Anna cover looks like that guy from The Blue Lagoon.

    And the last cover – did they just put on a whole new head?

  2. Mayhem looks a tad frightening there. Demon cat.

    I have to admit CCG’s new head doesn’t look TOO bad, but it must be weird to find your body with another head on it. LOL And why did they flip the picture? That’s kind of weird.
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  3. Okay… I got no snark… I just hadn’t realized that the guy from Diving in Deep really WAS CCG! I’m impressed– he’s actually REALLY HOT from the neck up, too!

  4. That last cover is really funnier than it has any right to be. I’m not sure which is worse: the 5 o’clock shadow with its apparent stripes or the really stupid looking tattoo in the middle of the chest.

    I’m pretty sure that if a guy has gotten a tattoo on the chest then there should be an army of tattoos over the rest of the body. I’m much more likely to see a full sleeve with a chest piece than the chest piece alone.
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  5. The GPS thing is HILARIOUS! I also had to stop and stare At Love’s Command because it took me forever to realize the artist hadn’t fucked up and given CCG four arms, but that a man was standing behind CCG fondling his be-toweled goods. But what fun if he HAD fucked up…

  6. I think I’m going to have to start paying better attention to covers… Was actually called out on one cover this weekend – it wasn’t even racy…but did have an appropriate title for today “Nauti Boys”

  7. After all these CCG posts, I can spot him at a glance – it’s the belly button. He’s got an odd outie. I do like him best on Diving In Deep, but did the cover artist photoshop out his belly button?? It can’t be hiding under his crossed arms – that would be way too high up. And didn’t they smooth out his lower abs in that pic? It almost looks like he has a soft tummy. …I bet that isn’t even his stomach! Poor CCG 🙁
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