Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 38th (Revisiting Candy Cane Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! I’m sure you’ve all been dying to find out what Candy Cane Guy’s been up to since the last time we visited him, right? Just nod and smile, everyone. ๐Ÿ™‚

Candy Cane Guy fell

because his


had a bit of a temper tantrum while they were trying to find the

. This left him in



who kept insisting that

and that he should be

and putting himself

in order to experience a



I’m going to end the story here, so you can all gawk at that cover. Yes, that really is Candy Cane Guy’s body. See?

“Oh no, now there are mutant naughty boys?! Eeeeek!” -Mayhem