Congrats to Kaetrin, who won Priority One by Stephani Hecht! (Priority One was released on August 1 by eXtasy Books.)
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Congrats to Laura Reece, who won Loving Edits by Mickie B. Ashling!
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’re revisiting our old friend, Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG).
It was only
before SOBJG, tired of being
to the
, would follow the urges of his
and begin the
pattern of
that would lead him away from his
and into the arms of
for many long, sultry
. The end. For now. 
Is anyone keeping track of which of these Misadventures posts contains the most preposterous run-on sentence?!
“Hmph. More naughty boys. I think I need a refund on my hypnosis class!” -Mayhem
Ah, I’m relieved to see that SOBJG ditches the chick with the lavender hair and has a HEA with a hot beach bum.
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Oh slouching guy, how I have missed thee
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Congrats Kaetrin!
SOBKG….oh how I love your name!
May – I hate to say this, but I don’t think you’re ever going to escape the naughty boys. They’re everywhere…well, except for around me
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OOPS! Forgot to say – do we know if Mary Calmes is planning on writing a sequel to her shifter story. I liked that story. Very interesting world-building.
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His abs disturb me. I’m all about the six pack but that gap in the middle kind of freaks me out.
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He may have to be SOBJG AKA SWTANG (Slouching with towel around neck guy)
. He’s capable of so much more than the open black jacket;)
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Part of me wants to write a book (or at least write a book cover) and see how many of these I could cram in at once. And how many of them would have 80s mullet style photoshopped hair!
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Ava: Um… he’s a cover model. It’s definitely an HFN.
orannia: Sent you the link to Mary’s blog – you should ask her!
Melanie: Are you baiting me?! Trying to challenge me to new lows of acronymism?!
Seanna: I want to do the same thing!
Okay. SOBJG looks like someone from television. A guy who used to be on Third Watch. It’s not him, but I’ll never be able to look at SOBJG without thinking of the guy on Third Watch.
Nope. Not keeping track, just enjoying all of the ridiculous sentences.
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Hee hee, SOBJG sure gets around. Mayhem, no matter where you go, he’ll be there. Slouching.
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Mayhem- We need blindfolds.
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I don’t think hypnosis helps us naughty girls looking at naughty slouching boys May!
And SOBJG – your posture is forever ruined!!
I hope you are doing well Chris..
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Ha, ha! He’s everywhere! No wonder Mayhem looks a bit exasperated.
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He’s cute but I can just hear my Mom telling him to stand up straight and stop slouching. LOL
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I should be keeping track! Make the run-on sentences even longer and I’ll start counting!
Didn’t recognize him with the mask on…not!
I’m wondering if any of these models know each other in real life, you know, like going to the same photo shoots or something…
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If hypnosis worked, Mayhem, Mox and Max would have all the ribs to themselves. You need to find another way.
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Hey Chris – besides loving you, this is a test post and I think the boxie thingie is working! Thanks! Oh, come see my new cover. It’s a good one!
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Yay!
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LMBO!!!!!!!
Hope you all had a great weekend!!! And a wonderful Monday… A little to cheery?? LOL!!!
Hugs to you honey!!
I’m with Tam…that gap in the middle is a little…unsettling.
Okay, that gap didn’t bother me until you ladies pointed it out! Now, my eye goes straight to it and it bugs the heck out of me!
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Re SOBJG’s abs… I think you guys have hit on how Chris effortlessly recognizes him out of the sea of abs on covers…
And thanks for the reminder to sit up straight.
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The Chinese Love Triad really looks like something! I’m not sure I’d want to be “bound by blood” to it, either…
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SOBJG–I gotta say, that of all the misadventures I’ve read thus far, this one has me most inclined to jump in and make him my own HEA. (Or, at least lick his salty beach bum for a minute or two…)
Who’s reading the captions? I look at the pictures.
I’d report that hypnotist to the Bureau too, if I were you Mayhem.
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Tam, that gap in the middle is for you to store your chip dip in at snack time. SOBJG is not only smexy, but versatile.
There’s a reason for the ab-chasm. This guy is so tough that when the alien popped out, he scared the crap out of it and it withdrew again.
I swear.
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May – please put them all in a trance – I do like that boy…
Bad mommy for picking on him….
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I was wondering what SOBJG had been doing lately. He still makes my back hurt though.
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Hehe they do seem to keep on coming up with new uses for naughty boys
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