*beep*

“Mraow mraaaaow raooow! *chirp* Rrrrraow rraow mmraooooww! Mraow mmmmrawor. *chirp* Raaaaaaow mraoow mraow.”
Translation: “Hi, this is Chaos! Mom can’t come to the blog right now because she’s been sick. She’s eating a lot of strawberry jello, when I keep telling her that tuna jello would be better for me… um… her.”