I couldn’t resist this stuffed toy at Shepherd’s Harvest because… doesn’t every child need a stuffed llama?
[sounds of suspicious sniffing are heard]
[sounds of suspicious and somewhat puzzled sniffing continue]
“Ok, I give up – what is it?” -Chaos
*sniff sniff sniff* -Mayhem
“A llama. Sure we were going to be able to figure that out. In case you haven’t noticed, we aren’t in the friggin’ Andes around here. Hmph.” -Chaos
*sniff sniff sniff* -Mayhem
“Come along, Mayhem. We have no time for this silliness.” -Chaos
Hmmm… What have we here? Could it be Chaos, returning to knock over the llama?
“Hee hee hee!” -Chaos
“That’ll show that llama!” -Chaos
Hmm, I wonder what exactly that will show the llama?!
Hee hee hee! I love when catchen do that.
Ah, but the llama’s secret plan is to fool Chaos into a feeling of complacency before roaring to life, catching the cats unaware, and destroying life as they know it.
Or something like that.
Team Chaos-1
Llama-0
Children. Whaddya gonna do with them?
Which child? Does that mean Chaos doesn’t want it and that it is May’s?
I am not really a *cat person*, but your posts about these two *characters* never fail to crack me up! lol
Heh, they did the same thing when I brought home a little stuffed sheep. Trying to make sure it wouldn’t spring to life…take their food, sleeping spaces, box time…
Take that, llama!
heheheh.. what fun. I have your llama’s cousin here.. my cats came after the llama so they know who’s on the top of the totem pole!
You teach that llama’s who’s boss Chaos!
The fantastically wealthy people that live in the manor at the top of the hill near my house have llamas that graze on their hill. I can’t tell you how tempted I’ve been to jump the fence and shear them. Just sayin’.
Little territorial, are we Chaos? I thought maybe Mayhem was in love.
My human child’s fave toy is a llama just like that! The only one he makes sure not to leave where the dogs can’t adopt it… Hope Chaos and Mayhem appreciate their luck in a llama of their very own!
Oh, and that’s human child’s fave song, too!
Llama’s eh? Quite the menagerie you are collecting there:-)
Hehe, Chaos looks like he’s about to topple over in that last photo. Obviously that attack, based on the lack of coordination, was nothing more than a show of bravado brought on by too much catnip.
LOL, too funny. You started my day off in a good note, drinking coffee, reading blogs before I wake the kids up, and the first blog I look at has me laughing. Its a good way to start the day.
ROTFLOL! What a great start to my day. *snicker*
Thank you Chris! Mayhem and Chaos, along with your insightful narrative, added levity to an otherwise boring Tuesday morning.
Chris- I fear, that Llama is not long for this world.
Birds of a feather and all that.
That llama needs to think of it like prison, you either kick someone’s ass or start finding a source of cigarettes for the cats on the first day.
HAHAHAHA! Llama tipping.
Your kitties are gorgeous, BTW!
“Cats are people too?” That’s my vote for What It Will Show The Llama.
Did the llama spit in the cats’ eyes after that rough handling?
Bring out’cher dead llamas!
Bring out’cher dead llamas!
Chaos: If the llama is standing it could potentially walk over and play with my toys … or eat my food. NO NO NO. I’ve already got to share with stupid May. Maybe I’ll just knock the llama over to show him who is in charge around here. THUMP! There llama, and if you know what’s best for you you’ll stay down too. Phew, glad that’s over with. Is it time for my late mid afternoon nap or my early evening nap?”
I think the llama won. Moxie would have had its head off by now.
Dude! What time do you usually post?! Whenever I get here, you always have around 23 comments already!
At least the cats didn’t attack it. A long time ago, in Tucson, I bought a cute stuffed javelina toy and my cat went ballistic on it!
Reminds me of yesterday when a neighbor dog came to visit. We got out Younger’s purring leopard and Sammie couldn’t figure out if he was a friend or foe! Cute Llama!
That llama is merely pretending to be injured. It’s plotting revenge…
Aww! Dewey has a stuffed lamb, but no llama, yet…
LOL! Silly llama trying to take the place of Chaos. Can’t even put up a good fight.
Cute llama!
Definitely showing the llama who is Alpha and who is not! Now that it has been put in its place, their work is done…hope you are feeling better these days.
OMG! I’ll bet it was JUST like that too! Chaos trots over, knocks over llama, leaves.
And then looks at you as if to say, “What? I don’t see a problem here.”
are the llama wool fumes getting to him? maybe you should knit with llama more often. get him used to it and all
LOL cute llama
Oh Chaos…don’t tempt fate…hell hath no fury like a llama scorned!
My daughter has a whole family of stuffed alpaca: Dam, Sire, and Cria…too cute.
hehe… I have a stuffed meercat that my cats did something similar to. My dad’s dog, on the other hand, just wanted it to play with him. If it was out of reach, he’d whine at it, and when it was on the floor, he’d bounce around it, getting in that doggie play pose. The dog was not right in the head.
Well, clearly no stuffed llama is going to be the boss of Chaos! Silly kitty.
Ok one…I missed those two kitties yesterday …didn’t realize it until I saw this post…lol…is it possible to love someone else’s pets that you have never met….geez i have it bad for all fur children! lol
2nd:….LOLOLOLOL they are so funny!
Ok. Number 1 – they are cats. Number 2 – they ar pissed that you only brought home one llama and not two.
The pictures are adorable. But NOTHING beats your narrations!
You really want to see something funny? Hide some catnip on the llama somewhere!
Shows the Llama who’s boss, right Chaos?
>^..^
Hee. Very cute!
Those kitties…they were just showing you that you can’t win them over after going away with a stuffed toy. C’mon mom, where are the kitty drugs? Squeaky things?
HAHAHAHA! Llama tipping.
Hee hee. Good one.
But really, what can you expect? If you’re not posing the kitties in bibs (or worse, dresses) and May’s not disappearing, they must be worried about what the llama really does to make you sit in front of it with a camera, waiting.
I narrowly avoided the purchase of a llama.
My reason – I bought one last year and no, llamas don’t need “friends”
Way to go you two! You sure did show that Llama. I’ll be sure to take lessons and not try to bring home things that don’t belong to my girls.
Actually Boogie has a stuffed llama and an entire herd of stuffed sheep. Not that I’m trying to influence her or anything.
and now, reading the other comments, I see I’m not the only one who thought of it.
Hehe
Luckily that wasn’t a life-size model!
Careful Chaos, the zucchini may decide to stick up for the Llama.
Very cute – I love the puzzled expressions.
I am so tempted by stuffed animals, but I know any I buy will quickly find a home in the closet or they will be eaten by the Abner.
Bwahahahahaha!
Don’t mind me, I’m just hearing the automated “Intruder Alert” alarm in Chaos’ voice in my head
That’s about the same treatment the dogs gave a toy I bought them that made Elephant noises recently. They were so confused by it, they never played with it, for fear that one wrongly placed tooth would cause it to start making noise!
Chris- You’ve probably done this one before- I’m tagging you for a meme.
Check my blog.
You’re not in the Andes? Who knew?
Whatever he showed him, he showed him good.
Just in case, Chaos wanted to make sure the llama knew who was in charge (of course, i noticed he did it w/o may’s presence). Do they get to keep their new pet?
hey cursingmama llamas do so need friends :] … they are herd animals and they pine if they’re solo … she needs to go buy another one … or an alpaca. Alpacas are good too.
MWAHAHAHA.
as long as you don’t start dressing the llama in bibs and dresses!
Poor llama!! Cute pictures and captions. Munchkin would either cuddle it or beat it up, depending on her mood.
Hilarious!
Murphy recently amputated a small stuffed bunny we received for Easter.
I’m starting to not be able to tell the cats apart in some of the pics!
Ahahahaha, I love me some llama. Get it Chaos!! lol
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