…it’s just so, so wrong to have snow this early.
“Big kitty, look! Look outside! Thousands of little white birds falling out of the sky!” -Mayhem
“Mayhem, that’s snow. We go through this every year.” -Chaos
“Hmph.” -Mayhem’s tail
“Definitely birds. The big kitty’s just dumb. Mom, why won’t you open the window so I can get closer to the pretty fluffy white birds?” -Mayhem