Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 221st (Straw on Crotch Guy)

Congrats to Irene, who won Fire and Water by Andrew Grey! Fire and Water will be released today by Dreamspinner Press.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Straw on Crotch Guy.

promised not


he’d had under the

, but the reindeer shifters






, promised to cheer him up with


Looks like a prickly photo shoot, eh? 😀

After all of that, horrible puns. I’m almost sorry.

“You should feel great shame for those naughty boys, Mom!” -Mayhem

10 thoughts on “Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 221st (Straw on Crotch Guy)”

  1. I’m going to start using “buckin'” as a substitute swear.

    Don’t be a buckin’ idiot.

    Works great. Whenever I see people lying in hay like that and making it look like it’s the most comfortable thing ever it gives me the willies. Growing up on a farm, hay and straw (hay is worse) are NOT luxurious beds for bare skin.

  2. Yes hay does feel most uncomfortable and I much prefer Mayhem’s little bed 🙂 Mayhem is most likely waiting for Mom to read the stories 😀

    Thank you for a chance to win these delightful seasonal stories

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