Chaos was tagged by the Meezer to list 5 weird things about himself. Let’s see if he can come up with 5 things that aren’t on his list of 25 things…
1. I love my wand toy. You know, the kind that’s a stick with a string and a cool toy attached to the end of the string? I get really, really excited when Mom brings out that toy. But she says it’s boring to play with me with the wand toy, because I get so excited I just quiver and can’t even move.
2. I love to lie on Mom’s lap, but only when it’s less than 70F in our condo. When it’s warmer, I lie under her chair so I can still be close.
3. When Mom hits snooze in the morning, I come in and lick her eyelids or tap her face with my paw. I’m just trying to help her get up and feed me, so I don’t understand why she pulls the covers over her head. When she does that, I hop onto the nightstand and stare at her balefully.
4. If Mom manages to leave one of her armpits uncovered while she’s in bed, I will lick that! Mmmm…. armpits.
5. I love to shred and eat toilet paper. Mom is mean and hides it under the sink so I can’t get it. It was a lot of fun when toilet paper used to hang in the bathroom on that neat spinner.
It’s really helpful of you to wake your Mom up in the morning, I think. I don’t get to do that, since I usually sleep in my crate. Except on weekends, when I’m usually tired, too. Mommys look so cute when they’re asleep, don’t you think?
Does having your arm pit licked by the Chaos tongue tickle?
I’m not showing my two this post, they don’t need anymore help in waking me up!
Oh dear, Pearl was reading over my shoulder.
I’ll be keeping my arm pits undercover, there’ll be no wake-up licks in this house.
*laughing* licking your armpits?!?
Yep – #4 is weird for a cat! He licks your eyelids too? He really knows how to get a human up and possibly screaming ;o)
It’s funny he just quivers with the wand toy too — my girls are either turbo-play interested or ‘just let it hit me in the face — I’m not playful right now.’
Crap. Do you know how long I’ll be typing if my critters do this?
Both our cats love the pit-lick trick
But they are more into paper towels than toilet paper…
Armpit and eyelid licking…ewwww. My cats just cry mournfully. One licks my toes. That’s sort of gross, too.
We just have eyelid licking here. The wand toy is everyone’s favorite.
Fascinating, heh! Will Chaos shred/eat the tp even if you hang it the “wrong” way?
Miles (the lab) loves to like armpits (pretty much any part of the body, but especially armpits). And Cocoa wakes mommy up if it’s after 6. She knows mommy is supposed to get up at 5:30, and is worried that she might be late for work. She’s such a good helper.
Wow Chaos, you’re lucky…if my kid came in to my bedroom and licked my eyelids to wake me up, we’d have serious problems.
Love it!….well, except maybe for the armpit part ;o)
You’ll feel right at home here because Gus would LOVE to lick your armpits!
Licking your armpits? That ought to wake you up in a hurry. Now all those bib poses are starting to make sense……
Purl asked me to tell Chaos that she likes to lick my head and chew on my hair when I don’t wake up quickly enough…
No armpits though, that’s just nasty!
Well…I think Serge will have to answer this one too…I just have to translate the purrs into words though…
My cat licks my feet until I get up to get her food.. and if I don’t respond fast enough she chomps on one just to remind me who’s boss!
I had to hide all of our toilet paper too. The two year old likes to help the cats destroy it.
Armpits, huh? I’ll have to try that on my mom, when I wake her up at 4:00 a.m. so she can feed me!
Toilet paper and kitchen roll are unsafe in this house! Ophelia loves to shred newspaper.
Too funny! (Love the bit about the armpits and TP.)
#3 – Lucy does the SAME thing. Right down to the baleful looks and Petey usuall joins in also. I can never win when it’s two against one but at least they keep me on a regular schedule.
ok, I guess my cat’s not so strange. she does trick #4 too. (not for long though)
oh Chaos….. licking armpits lol you crazy cat!
Mmmmmm…armpit. Sounds like Chaos has *you* trained pretty well.
Isis tried to get on Daddy’s computer to do this, so I’ll get that post up once my blog is no longer in shambles.
Eeek. That armpit thing sounds ticklish!!